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Are you sitting comfortably? Then let me breathe heavily. Schooooooooooooo. Once upon a time, there was a Jedi Knight called Anakin Skywalker, who went in search of the Dark Side. Schooooooooooooo.
If this lamp had been available to light up those long, lonely evenings, and throw patterns on his matching Darth Vader bed linen, Schooooooooooooo, then maybe he'd have been so scared at night that he wouldn't have crossed over. Schooooooooooooo. Maybe he'd have become Celine Dion's marimba player, or a dancer at the Folies Bergere, Schooooooooooooo, maybe he'd be working his ass off as a Giz intern, so we could send him out on coffee runs and force him to do the housework when we're too busy. Schooooooooooooo. I think he'd have become a furniture designer if he'd had one of these $40 buck lamps in his room.
My throat hurts. [Collectors Gallery via GeekAlerts]
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Apparently Darth is wearing his sparkly "dress-up" helmet for New Years or something.
I bought this like for my brother for xmas last year!
@Mathray: It commemorates that little-known period of Darth's life when he joined a Beatles' tribute band.
@Mathray: It actually commemorates the little-known period in Darth's life when he led a Beatles' tribute band.
My 9yr old son has had this lamp in his room for a year. He loves it (me too actually).
@92BuickLeSabre: darn it
Wow, I should have kept mine in the package! I had no idea that it'd double in price so soon. Curses!
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around the house?
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