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The INADA ROBO chair is the every-man's dream. It has all of the features that your typical massage chair includes like a 3D rolling mechanism, leg massager and 170˚ reclining ability. But it has one more trick up its armrest that sets it apart, voice activation.
So when you're too lazy to reach around for the remote, you can just yell at the chair to start rubbing your back. Just like you said to your ex-wife before she left you and took the kids. Although you'll probably have to take out a loan to afford the $6,000 price tag, especially with all the alimony you're probably paying.
The only question left whether it is always listening or is there a button on the remote to make it listen? Because if it's the later of the two then that's a big wah, wah...wahhhh.
ROBO Chair Responds to Voice [UberGizmo]
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They should combine this with a motorized wheel chair. I'll never have to get up again. I can even play the wii sitting down and now get any exercise at all :)
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What the hell does this have to do with iPhone? This doesn't belong here!
Now get the hell outta here, Ben, ya loveable little skamp. (ruffling up hair with hand)
To the rescue: Optimus ThighMassager!
That looks like the Girls Gone Wild producer/owner who went to prison for a bunch of scandalous stuff and was recently released. Maybe he bought that massage chair to heal his hurtin butt!
For the S&M types at the end of the massage it inserts and pulls fish hooks out of your flesh, wraps you in razorwire, stump-grinds a hole in your crotch and then collapse around you dumping your ground up remains out a dilating hole in the back a la Happiness In Slavery...
Sorry, NIN on the brain tonight... goog the HIS video if you want to "get it" (WARNING: HIS video is denfinitely NSFW or small children or the sane).
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