• more about #masturbation
    thechansen: Frucci doesn't sex up inanimate objects. Inanimate objects sex up him. more »
    coodgenducta: I, uh, own one. Its ability to mimic a female human's fun bits is almost scary. Scary like I can't imagine what will be on the shelves in 5 years. Ope... more »
    Segador: I Had Sex With a Treadmill Wiener Massager- the Shameful Redux by Adam Frucci more »
    tarochan: Something about the way it looks makes me want to stick my quarters in it. more »
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Ewww :( I must be getting old. more »
    ninjagin: "Joe has just learned to speak German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: This thing looks like that doggy sextoy, minus the head, legs & tail... more »
    Someone horked my name at engadget: I'm happy with the girl I married. more »
    bornonbord: Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic! Yeah well, I still jerk off manually. more »
    puffnstuff: I love how you guys put NSFW pics on the front page. What exactly is the point of the NSFW title if stuff like this is seen before the cut ? more »
    MacPro66: nice booty on that laptop! more »
    Kaiser-Machead: You go into jerkoff machine? [nods] Jerkoff machine synchronizes with yer porn? [nods] Farewell, and adieu, to you, Spanish ladies..... more »
    Yerzriknot: Now I know what to ask Santa for. more »
    bleek: I'm not even going to look at this until it gets Frucci'd. more »
    AXSLV2: does it also sync while playing music? more »
  • #sex

    Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator

    The Real Touch is like a Fleshlight that moves on its own, pre-synced with the porn you're currently watching on your computer. It's one step closer to simulating having sex with the girl on the screen, but should you buy? More »
  • #nsfw

    Japanese Developers Make a Game to Go With Hands-Free USB Pleasure Gadget

    Japanese engineers have been making automated masturbation devices for a while now [here and here], but as Brian Ashcraft from Kotaku finds, they've finally made a game to go along with the action. More »
  • #worldchampions

    Japan Dominates Masturbate-a-Thon: Gadgets Help Break 8 Hour 30 Minute Record (NSFW)

    Think you have what it takes to become a masturbating champion? Can you endure longer than 8 hours and 40 minutes? Because that is what it will take to beat the new record set by both Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato of Tokyo at this year's Masturbate-a-Thon in San Francisco. The two finalists went "head-to-head" in a competition that finally ended when an exhausted Taneichi gave up, allowing Sato to claim the prestigious title. What was their secret? They were both using the Tenga New Adult Concept line of onanism cups. WARNING!: NSFW gallery after the break. More »
  • #gadgets

    Steampunk Masturbation Device Invented by Internet Anal-Retentive Nerd Guru Merlin Mann

    If you thought Merlin Mann was only good at making up ways to file all your emails into one of 43 correct folders, think again. He's also good at comedy. And masturbating. And steampunk. What do you get when you combine the three? This pretty damn great video. If you're lost, watch it after the jump as Merlin explains his hobby in intricate detail. It's not NSFW, but we didn't want to piss off the lady that works at Martha Stewart who wrote to us one time. On the other hand, she's probably long gone. More »
  • #notaphone

    Tenga Flip Hole Masturbatory Machine Has Me Foxed

    I am ashamed to say that the first time I saw this, I thought it a clamshell phone concept. Called the Tenga Flip Hole onacup, it's a *whispers* wanking machine that opens up so you can clean it easily. It's made of silicon, and there are vacuum and pump buttons buttons on it for you to adjust the side and, er, pump. It's good for fifty goes, apparently, and will cost you $99, for which they throw in three pots of lube. There's a fascinating birds-eye view of it after the jump. More »
  • #gadgets

    The Rubbot Male Sex Gadget is in Beta, Looks Slightly Dangerous

    The Rubbot may be on the periphery of gadgetdom, but at the same time it stands for everything we believe technology can do. Yes, it's a male sex toy that allows you to rub yourself silly without using your hands—hence, rubbot. The creators are in the beta stage (beta testers wanted!) and made this video to show just how far they have to go. After seeing what it did to that beer bottle, there's no way we're sticking our dorks into that. That's what interns are for. [Rubbot via Fleshbot]
  • #nsfw

    Japanese Robotech Thruster Sex Machine

    Like Lam with his pink Japanese blowjob machine, I was debating whether I should post this. But if you can handle his pink blowjobber, you can handle this Robotech Thruster machine. More »
  • #gadgets

    Sqush Neck Massager Might Massage More Than Just Necks

    The Sqush Neck Massager might be the perfect antidote to 24-hour blogging sessions, keeping your tireless team on its toes no matter how many cellphone posts we write. More »