Rarely does a woman herself qualify as a gadget, but this time, Michelle Ryan, star of the upcoming NBC remake of Bionic Woman, perfectly fits the bill. At least that's the best excuse we could think of to find some sensational shots of her and bring them to you all in one place, clickable with one hand. After yesterday's post of the show's trailer showing her pouting and throwing people across roofs, we figured this tacky video was the least we could do. Huge NSFW gallery, after the jump.
The Bionic Woman series premiere is September 26, 9pm/8 Central on NBC. [NBC]










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Meh. She's got funny ears.
Based on the size of her boobies, she's got the brains to back up the role.
*red faced rolles eyes into back of head*
... and I'm spent...
Eh, I predict that the show will be canceled before it even gets to the second season. Or at least from what I saw of the trailer, cheesy isn't always good. Some things deserve to stay in the past.
How much is NBC giving you guys for this promotion?
RE: Bionic Woman. I've seen it. This is actually a really good show and she is actually really hot.
Wow.
I just got an OSI in my Oscar Goldman.
nanananananana....
@eddiesdguy: I'm sure she's hot. I actually saw a trailor the other day and it did look really good. High production values.
Too shinny and too girly-young looking. The Bionic Woman should be a little older, like a woman not a young girly.
She does have hella nice boobies though.
I'm sorry, but who looked at her ears in those pics? Perhaps you should resign from manhood Kenny, unless of coarse you aren't a man to begin with. She's a hotty!
She was a good reason to watch Eastenders. Mmmm...
this is coming from everyone behind Battlestar Galactica, so you can expect similar production values, i'd say.
@HFC: There are/were no good reasons to watch Eastenders.
Very nice. How much?
Holy bajungaz!
Between the inane coverage of this dumbass show and the Perezhilton photo caption crap, I'm not so sure about the old Giz this week.
Hide your shame girl.
Or show us more...
kp
Looks like she got an upgrade in the boobies department as well.
Boner-iffic!
I've seen the pilot and I am impressed with the start to the show. The only thing that sucked (unfortunately, but probably predictably) was the BAAAAAAD super-running-speed. She looked like the road runner and I kept expecting her to say Meep Meep.
The fight with Starbuck is okay, but there are some major issus with it (like when she is getting her ass kicked, how come the rest of her deals as well with the punishment as the bionic parts).
All in all, much more promising than the SERIOUSLY lame Sarah Connor Chronicles pilot.
I see hotter girls every day on BART.
Nice enough body, but in the shots without a lot of makeup she sorta has that gawky Tori Spelling ugly retard cow-eyes look. Hopefully the makeup people use lots for the show. Or the camera operator points more at her body.
This is so worth getting fired over!
gave me a bionic chubby. I'm hooked.
I really don't like her face, but she's got a nice body - which she struts mercilessly.
@strider_mt2k:
Game.
Set.
Match Point
Kudos to you good sir, kudos indeed.
I can't tell you how excited I am to see this series. But I can show you, if I stand up.
as a Uk citizen it might be worth mentioning that to most Brits she will alway be nothing more than eastenders chav scum
@bobdobbs: Isn't BART in Sanfrisco? Are you sure they're not ladyboys?
@qbrad: ROTFLMAO!
Check the adams apple...
Come on. She has the requisite female body parts but she ain't that good lookin' She's okay but not THAT great.
Your a bunch of Bionic Women fanboys and the series hasn't even debuted yet!
I'd love to Inspect'er Gadget.
I fell in love with her from watching Jekyll. Then just saw Cashback, didn't realise that was her utill the credits, but I knew I was in love with that chick too, so glad to see it carries over.
You know, the more I look at her pics, she kinda reminds me of a Jennifer Gardner, but with bigger bewbs and English accent. And really, that's all I need. :)
mmmmm....bionic bajungaz.....mmmmmm
I'm done.....next!
mmmmm.....bionic man......doh!
I have a Denim Tent, not quite titanium, but good enough.
I'd be interested in this, only if she fought and killed that Alias character.
Meh again, what's with Gizmodo and this chick?
Oh btw i seen the first episode of the show and it really wasn't too good, maybe it'll grow on me.
So far it's on the same boat as Flash Gordon and Painkiller Jane.
more than a mouthful...
I wouldn't call her gorgeous, but I would definitely call her cute. That said, I didn't even notice whether she had ears until it was brought up.
I did notice she had beautiful sweater puppies though. I want to pet them and kiss them and hug them and love them...
@aussie: Sorry I got this late. Yeah. I wish I could give everyone the NBC DVD. They'd probably hunt me down and sue me though. Viewing party at my house!
@t1bbs: Hah, I'm sure you'll agree with me the effects were cheesy. that vision thing she's got is so 80s, plus I agree with that running thing.
You can now watch the entire pilot episode by downloading it for free from Amazon Unbox to your PC or TiVo. Sweet!
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