OK, it goes like this: Get a Nintendo Wii. An assorted group of topless buxom bombshells. Five gallons of Johnson & Johnson Baby oil. Mix it all with a lot of Wii games and a few cameras for some multi-angle action. The result: extremely not-safe-for-work and surprisingly entertaining videos that ask you "What game are they playing" after watching the girls play for a few minutes. This disgusting page-3-girl smut comes, naturally, from England. And all I can say is: God save the Queen! [Watch them all - NSFW via Nuts -NSFW via Gemaga]
Very NSFW Video: Beautiful Topless Girls Playing Wii
7:30 PM on Tue Dec 4 2007
By Jesus Diaz
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hubba hubba
Kayley has the more expensive boobs.
So the girl the left is oiled up, but not the one on the right?
FOR SHAME!
Look at those tatties go!!!!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didnt know they made that type of games for Wii
They should consider making this into a show.
they can play with my wii anytime!
This is why gizmodo is my favorite site... :)
that's the best video I ever saw.
PURE GENIUS! No further comment due to the need to make an impromptu stop at my girlfriends.
From the bottom of my heart, I thank you, Jesus.
@Benjammin: you're welcome. be sure to check out my book, The Bible. over a gazillion sold!
They had me at british accent.
oh, and "Nuts" is like MAD magazine, but from the UK, and obviously worth caring about...
Brits know how to play baseball?
Nice wrist action in that first vid.
@Skeptical_Geezer: i guess they imagine its cricket...maybe...
Why would I want to look at the silicone mams the one on the left has? They hardly moved at all. The one on the right can show me how it jiggles all day long!
@AZTriGuy: I'm amazed that wasn't the very first comment.
I wish the oiled-up gal didn't have fake boo...wait, am I really getting ready to criticize anything about this? Wow. Sorry about that.
More please.
Now to play with my Wii Wii !!!
Jesus,
Wii cannot thank you enough for the find!
How long until your advertisers get tired of this crap?
What?! No hugs!?
Way to redeem yourself Gizmodo after the Dell W.O.W. videos
This is the sort of thing that reaffirms my faith in humanity, genius sir! Pure artistic filth in the bestest possible sense.
All but the one on the top-left, anyway; looks like a Poser model rendered in living flesh.
I can't wait for them to cover the Wii Fit games!
damn, I need a wii
2 girls 1 Wii
I'd have to go with girl #2 in video 1, because girl #1 might just yank your whole crotch off during a hand job. Jeebus.
My goodness, where is the Kotaku NSFW Fish when we need him?
@d3p0: About the same time it stops getting 6,200 views in an hour.
@Murdermonkey:
Don't go giving out ideas, it could go horribly wrong and it will follow with a flood of reaction videos.
It's shameful what smut Gizmodo is peddling these days. Now excuse me while I go watch that first video again.
I think this is calling for an Andy Milonakis mod.
I can't think of a better way to play with my Wii. Brilliant, to quote those zany, but clearly 'forward' thinking Brits.
Forget all the moving around -- Just let these girls talk! The accent alone is enough to get me high!!!
ANyone know that song in the 2nd video? I recognize it, but I cannot place it. And it is driving me insane.
Disgustingly short.
Where the hell is the Wii-mote's silicone condom? Don't these girls know about "safety"?
Still not as fun as nude trampolining.
OMFG! I don't know what to say.....HEY! I don't have to say anything! How about that!? Cool!
And if you liked those English luvvlies.....you'll probably like this (free) weekly NSFW magazine too:
[www.monkeymag.co.uk]
The cheeky chimps demand a UK postcode to register, but don't let that worry you my friends. You can get a randomly generated one here (purely for eductaional purposes you understand): [postcode.nfshost.com]
(just for the record: I was first) They can play with my Wiiner anytime...
Just wondering what has more silicone inside, Wii, or Kayleii?
omgawd best post ever here. Congratz
Now if they could only permanently mute Katie Price's grating white trash voice...
surgery?
bondage-gag?
ball-peen hammer?
nitrous oxide accident?
...............I love you giz
yeah this is win
Hoo boy... thanks Giz. That was fun.
Seems like that Wario Smooth Moves game is a training ground for something else... wait - it's coming to me... Oh yeah. One handed Rock Band drumming.
To bad the loser wasn't a bad sport and attacked the winner.
None the less this post is a clear example on why Giz should of won the weblog
Yayyy...
Quick! Someone hack together Wii mudwrestling!
:-)
it would have been uch better if they had been overcome with Nintendo cuteness and started making out.
Seen it happen.
Curse you Giz! You almost gave me a heart attack from sheer erotic pleasure! These girls jiggle almost as much as the Dead Or Alive babes, only with 100% more exposed nipples and areolas!
gigidy!
Meh, they're just breasts. Nothing sexy about 'em in and of themselves. They weren't even really doing something sexy with them - just playing some Wii.
well, your not helping the whole pure thoughts thing AGAIN...that said, shake it brunette beauty!
i know what i'm doing with my wife the next time the kids are out of the house.
Well that was pathetic.
Boobies!
That is all.
Hey girls, let's have a wiisome, what do you say?
SUX
I mean, if I cant masturbate to it... it SUX.
Wow that music was a complete boner killer. Best use of the 'mute' button since the hamster dance.
gizmodo made my day
Why do i love you so much giz??...ohh yeah boobies XD
Um... why aren't they showing the TV screen. I mean who just want to watch somebody play a video game...
Ohhhhh, now I get it.
Add Jessica Chobot in the middle and show it during the Super Bowl commercial and the Wii will be the PS2 of this generation.