Is this another ordinary, cheap MP3 player? No! Actually, it is absolutely amazing and I'm not talking about its color LEDs inside or any of its passable, ordinary features. This is the only MP3 player in the world that has buttons to force people to move left or right while you are walking down the street, make cocks appear out of nowhere and make your dog pee at will (because that icon is a dog peeing, isn't it?)
Brando USB Chocolate Cheap MP3 Player Doesn't Make Sense
10:05 AM on Wed Oct 10 2007
By jesusdiaz
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"make cocks appear out of nowhere"
Good one, Jesus.
It's a redux of the iRiver S7 and its infamous Choat ("chicken-goat").
S7 Choat
you guys reported on the iriver s7 close to a year ago.
[gizmodo.com]
damn, too slow ;)
Great, now whenever I hear crappy music that makes me think urinating dogs I have a button to press. If I only new what it does.
Oh, THAT sort of cock.
Brando!(Brawndo) It's got want plants crave. It's got electrolytes!!
-from the movie "Idiocracy."
Gah, an entire half hour too slow :-(
If we're going for a theme here shouldn't the bottom icon be a taco?
@CafeRacer1200: A pink one!
From the earlier Gizmodo story (thanks, ZIP22) it seems that these may be customisable or at the very least interchangable faceplates.
Brando? This is a rip-off of an iRiver player, icons and all. wtf?
SUE THEM! SUE THEM!
this is over a year old.. whats up with you guys?
Yeah they suck let's get 'em!
(cue Benny Hill music for merry chase and fade down)
Why hasn't anyone embedded an MP3 player in a Taser? I want my tunes, but I could also use the security in knowing I can zap would-be muggers to the beat.
@CafeRacer1200: hmmm, icons of people running, a cock, and you want the 4th icon to be a taco? I can see that :^)
Oh Giz, lol.
wom, i love its design.it is quite different with ordirary, cheap mp3 players.
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