Gizmodo
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I've got a little story for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll read it with me
What do you get if you fall in a vat?
Getting your pants leg stuck just like that?
What do you do if you're in the chocolate goo?
Call 911, that's what I would do!
I don't like the look of it
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Then the police will come in a car
You will live in happiness too
When the firemen rescue you....
Mo-Lay! [Metafilter]
Chocolate Worker Falls In Vat [JS Online]
