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Shower Power Gives You Something to Hold On to During Shower Sex
Sometimes, when you're sharing a shower with a certain special someone, you need to grab onto something solid. And you know, you don't want to pull the curtain rod down or the showerhead out of the wall. That's what Shower Power is for: it's a handle for holding onto during those times when things get dirty in the shower. The box is pretty straightforward in showing you just how you're expected to use it (NSFW): More »
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Caption Contest: Got Multitasking?
"The New MacBook Pro. 3 hours on battery, or 15 minutes on breast milk." [Macenstein]
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Blog Vital Security has discovered a fatal flaw in Google's Chrome, which may dramatically affect the lives of the tens of thousands of people who are running the browser right now:
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Google Chrome Fatal Flaw Discovered, Will Destroy Lives, Dignities
Blog Vital Security has discovered a fatal flaw in Google's Chrome, which may dramatically affect the lives of the tens of thousands of people who are running the browser right now:
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Condom Gun Is Perfect Weapon for Sure Shooters, Hippies
Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.
Jump the gun to get a shiny close-up and obligatory NSFW money shot.
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First it was liquid bottles. Then laptops. And now they are seizing our penis extensors, penis pumpers, and other sexual gadgets. The FDA is saying that they represent a real risk and federal border agents have now a guideline to confiscate them at US territory entry points. The list would be hilarious if it weren't so surreal and stupid:
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Sexual Gadgets Can Now Be Seized at US Borders Too
First it was liquid bottles. Then laptops. And now they are seizing our penis extensors, penis pumpers, and other sexual gadgets. The FDA is saying that they represent a real risk and federal border agents have now a guideline to confiscate them at US territory entry points. The list would be hilarious if it weren't so surreal and stupid:
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Extended Stay Gal Licks a MacBook Pro, HDTV To Evoke Feelings of Cleanliness, Naughtiness (Slightly NSFW)
How clean does Extended Stay Hotels think its surfaces are? Very, very clean. So clean it hired a lady (probably for a little bit more than its $59.99 nightly rate) to lick various surfaces around their hotel. It certainly looks real and has all the real links and notations that an Extended Stay Hotel website should have, but Boing Boing has its doubts. Can't we just enjoy a lady licking a toilet/washer/dryer/toaster/refrigerator without calling fake on it? More licking after the jump. More »
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Photoshop Disasters Hurt My Eyes Beyond Repair
I'm not a Photoshop wizard. I know I do plenty of photobotching myself—guilty as charged, your honor—but unlike these brilliant Photoshop Disasters, I've got to do mine in a few minutes in order to publish news on time, and they don't get published in ads, packages or magazines. My favorite from the gallery: the frontal shot of a model wearing a pearl G-string (which even while it shows no genitals whatsoever and is from Amazon.com, could be considered NSFW by many). Update: How could I forgot the worst Microsoft ad ever? Added. More »
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Penis Builder Brings Wrong Images, Potential Fatal Accidents - NSFW
So this morning you and your manhood woke up in bed, alone again, thinking, "really, what can I do to improve this? Perhaps I need a "penis bodybuilding" apparatus that makes my outer self grow to infinity and beyond with ease and without pain? A slingshot-like device that attaches to my underpants? Is that really it? " More »
7:28 AM on Tue Jul 15 2008
By Jesus Diaz
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Latest by hanswurst0815: @chamychan: German men's two biggest fears: black men got the longest, and jewish men can do it the longest. more »
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