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Like Lam with his pink Japanese blowjob machine, I was debating whether I should post this. But if you can handle his pink blowjobber, you can handle this Robotech Thruster machine.
The thruster attaches to a table or other solid surface and has a "Highspeed piston," "Powerful movement" and a "High quality stabilizer". It's essentially a masturbation machine you control with that hand lever, which varies speed and intensity depending on how you like it.
Kanjo Toys claims that it's fantastic because you don't have to buy new "onacups" to put in it, which we're guessing means you're going to have to wash this when you're done. No word on whether it's dishwasher safe.
Better shot after the jump.
Robotech Thruster masturbation machine [Kanjotoys]
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I love it ^_^
Looks like I can strap my fleshlights in there too!
Can't you just see someone porking this thing, yanking the lever going "Ultimo Powah!!!"?
*wipes image from memory*
I guess I'll be holding off my trip to Japan. Yes, I'm going to stigmatize an entire nation, based on Giz's tech coverage.
WTF?
Join with it or die!
Can you do any less?
No side by side comparison? Come on, someone at Giz should be able to compare and contrast the blowjob and the thruster.
I was working in a Colorado resort hotel 15 years ago and had a Japanese guest ask if we had sex machine.
After a very weird ten minute Q&A I realized he was asking for a fax machine.
I can only wonder what neologisms I would commit in Japan.
Great - I see the Japanese have invented the iWank!
Maybe MS would like to produce a brown version to be more 'social'....
That's all we need - plastic snatch!
Im going to need to see a female version of this asap.
Damn it Kaiser-Machead now I can't seem to erase the image from my memory. How did you.."Ultimo Powah!!!"
Hey Sassydame,
Have you met my friend Steelydan?
Sincerely, William Burroughs
I've got a desk lamp that uses that same kind of screw on (no pun intended) mount (ditto) and that thing won't stay in place for anything. I really doubt it's gonna take any lateral motion well.
Bummer, this looks way too small for me. Maybe they'll make a larger size for us black people?
The box looks like there is some audio jack as well... creepy.
I like how it's only about 4" deep.
WARNING! Remove End Cap for American Use! Injusry may result! Penis may be violently ejected backwards through anus!
Warning! Not For African Use! Unit may shatter, causing lacerations! Also, the machine may break!
Bummer, I can tell this device is way too small for me. I wish the Japanese would make these sex toys to accomodate us black people!!
haha that would be funny if some guy enjoyed watching a dildo and this machine go at it.
Good to see that there is a digram that depicts the mechanical workings of the "Highspeed piston" . . . I (for one) refuse to penetrate any fellatio-simulating electronic device with knowing exactly how that device is sucking me off.
@ HDC
If you keep it squared with the table, it should be alright.
@ Sassydame
All you need is a double sided dildo and maybe some glue(if the dildo slip out of the machine) and you are good to "Ultimo Powah!"
The control throttle isn't by chance from something else, is it? Aesthetically it would be perfect for a (decidedly non-sexual) project I have in mind, but , you know, I'd rather not buy a whole robovag just for the controls...
I'm glad I'm a girl. I can go to the grocery store and find toys. And they can be eaten afterward, only after peeling them.....cucumber sandwiches, anyone? Banana "split" afterward? BwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!
God hates masturbators (it makes Him cry) so therefore God will make Japan dissappear into the ocean. If only I believed in God.....
Put your cell phone in that Jason lol
wonder if that can be rigged into a cellphone cleaner?
Reminds me of a joke a Japanese colleague once told me when we were both sh*t faced and singing some really bad karaoke in Tokyo:
"What happens when Japanese man with erection walks into sliding glass door? He breaks his nose!"
A lot damn funnier coming from a drunk Japanese dude ...
Oscillation Overthruster this ain't!
Any word on when they're coming out with the "Magnum" model?
BTW, the controller looks like the throttle control for a flight simulator
Nobody's going to fit into that contraption and remember...
Will it stop working if I fail to call it the next day? Hate when that happens.
Too bad they don't make fleshlights in the form of stab wounds, eye sockets or $5,700 watches..
Confucius say, man who walk through airplane door sideways, going to Bang kok.
I don't get why they bother making the silicone cup look like girly bits. It's not like anyone's desperate enough to convince himself that he's doing anything other than wanking with a machine, right?
Er...right?
"essentially a masturbation machine you control with that hand lever"
So...it's a hand operated masturbation machine? No thanks, I already have one.
anyone remembering www.FU-FME.com back in the 90's?
while it was a good idea, a really good one btw, it failed to deliver. if it was a hoax, or the company went broke, noone really knows I guess..
Anyhows. now would be a good time to reintroduce that idea and actually launch it. we have the tech and we have the fast net for low latency "action" :D
Prelude, it was a hoax. It was a 5.25" drive, so you'd have to climb up on your desk and stick your naughty bits against the front of your case.
All right, this will be bordering on 'too much info', but my wife had to move to FL to do her residency, leaving me at home finishing mine, so I rather quickly ordered one of those 150$ silicone devices "modeled after Silvia Saint's privates" (God bless God for creating that little sex kitten, btw) - let me tell you something -> it's a hell of a lot safer than contracting some STD from some bar floozy then transmitting that shit to my wife. Not to mention more ethical (in my mind anyhow). And it's not half bad. Maybe 3/4's bad, but hey, it's either that or carpal tunnel syndrome, and I already have enough of that from gaming.
Hmm, I'm guessing that was DEFINITELY too much info, but hey, Gizmodo started it with this posting, right? Right? Someone help me here ....
@SBM_from_LA
We get it your black and have a big penis.
On a more serious note, like that's going to happen on this post, does this have any electronics in it? Are you just pushing the lever back and forth? Because you can do that for a lot cheaper.
Oops, that should have been you're black and have a big penis. sorry for the mistake.
Ron Jeremy wouldn't endorse this one.
So if you use this, does God kill a robo-kitten?
And for a product calling itself "Robotech Thruster," it should at least include some hentai pics of Lynn Minmei and Lisa Hayes.
where's the NOS button?
that thing makes me wonder what would happen if you habd your wang chopped off and had it replaced with this device.
I wonder if this can go into Gerwalk mode.
Must not.. request.. a Sizemodo...
Hey people, don't forget that this is a Robotech thruster.
That means that you can attach it to a standard Veritech chassis while it's in fighter or guardian mode.
Birdgirl you're right...God will send Godzilla to them but the Japanese have thought of this...scientists are working on a large one to occupy the beast as we speak.
I wish I could get this much info when you talk about new XM/FM recievers or HD DVD players.
Leave it up to a "God fearing" person to create an Anti-masturbation picture with a cute pussy in it...
OK, so who is going to Photoshop up an ad for this using characters from Robotech?
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