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    P3nnst8r: Wow, she is purdy. more »
    davezatz: Cafepress. more »
    92BuickLeSabre: So my wife came home the other day and she said, "You know what? My underwear is a lot like my iPhone." And I said, "Well, why is that honey?" And s... more »
    Curves: Try to load illegal apps and you will be LOCKED OUT. more »
    Complexified: You guys should check this out...best iPhone rant ever! [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net] more »
    92BuickLeSabre: ...and where's the one with the Slide to Unlock in the back? more »
    brohken: OMFG a pair of underwear that refers to the iPhone! Quick! Post this on Gizmodo it's definitely about gadgets and soooooo funny! more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: They don't need to be slid. They can be just pushed to one side.. more »
    Complexified: This iPhone crap is really getting ridiculous!! more »
    Nick: quick, someone make a joke about docking their iPhone. more »
  • #nswf

    iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak

    iPanties. Slide to unlock, people. Get it? Someone do them. Now. More »
  • #panties

    Panties Help Guide 700-Mile Arctic Expedition When GPS, Compasses Fail

    When compasses and GPS fail the Catlin Arctic Survey expedition, they go with a low tech "gadget" to help them navigate the freezing wastes and find their bearing: A lacy pair of panties. More »
  • #pants

    Heat-Sensitive Knickers Don't Make Me Hot Today

    Normally, I would get excited about these pants with a daisy that changes color when next to your hot hot skin. But it's Monday today, and Monday's the day I do the washing and the ironing. Tuesday is J.'s day for LEGO—he's currently attempting to do the Kama Sutra out of bricks, Wednesday we're watching all Flight of the Conchords episodes back-to-back, Thursday I'm teaching the dog how to mow the lawn, Friday is National Morris Dancers Day, Saturday I'm learning how to make a lava lamp using a paperclip, boogers, an old milk bottle and our bedside lamp. So, it'll have to be Sunday. Hang on, I've just seen the price. Thirty bucks? I feel a headache coming on. [Ethical Superstore]
  • #globalorgasm2007

    10 Gadgets You Need For Global Orgasm 2007

    At 6:08 a.m. GMT on the 22nd, activists Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell hope you will join them in their quest for world peace—by having an orgasm. Yes, the two have organized Global Orgasm 2007 with the hope that through "the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy" we can "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth." Since manual stimulation is so 2006, we've rounded up 10 gadgets that will help you contribute to the cause: More »
  • #unmentionables

    'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (NSFW)

    Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set that handset on vibrate, slip it into the Call Me panty's perfect-sized front pouch, and even telemarketer interruptions will be welcome. Let's take a look at a couple of NSFW videos of these kangaroo-like panties in action, and you get bonus points if you can identify the accent of the sultry camel-toed temptress cooing throughout the steamy demo (NSFW). More »
  • #japan

    Japanese Anti-Pervert Panties Block IR

    In Japan, riding the train in a skirt is still an invitation to have your ass grabbed or photographed by some random perv. These days, there's a more advanced threat: cameraphones with IR night vision can be tweaked to see through clothes. Cramer Japan made these nylon and polyurethane panties that block IR, hampering the photographs. The name of the undies? ShotGuard Inner Shorts. The company is planning bras made from the same material. [Wired, thanks Mark]
  • #gadgets

    iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?

    Found on eBay: iPhone thong panties that are sure to capture the attention of many a geek who may otherwise not pay much attention to the nether regions of his female companion. Pathetic. More »
  • #gadgets

    HTTP Panties

    Another great gift for V-Day, these HTTPanties from Think Geek are perfect if either you or your lady is a nerd. You're reading Gizmodo, so we're sure about at least one half of that equation. More »
  • #gadgets

    Heart-Shaped, Wireless Vibrating Panty Insert - Whee!

    No Valentines gift this year helps you to better say "I'm completely and totally clueless as to who you are and what gets you off sexually" than the Panty Pal, a vibrating, heart shaped insert that promises to slip discretely into your lady-friend's panties and vibrates her lady-parts oh-so-vigorously. In reality, this is simply a bullet with a heart-shaped, Valentine's Day appropriate insert. More »
  • #gadgets

    Nintendo Panties: Controller Is Inside or Out?

    Panties with the Nintendo NES controller on the front? Careful, or their contents will soon be controlling you. Just tell her not to get any wii on them. More »
  • #portablemedia

    iPod nano Lacy Panties

    Oh man, the sun has only been up for a few hours and we are already posting pictures of lacy underwear. Yeah, it's going to be a good day. This sexy pair of iGroove panties will holster your iPod and allow you to lounge around in the panties, rock out to some Journey and drive us guys wild. Oh, and that picture may be a little not work appropriate, but by now you are already fired so keep browsing the porn. The panties are available for $12.95 in black and in one size fits all over at The Sexy Society. – Travis Hudson More »
  • #gadgets

    Vitamin C Undies PLUS Anti-Odor Duds

    In a tremendous surge of stupidity this Friday afternoon, we've got the lowdown on wearable fabrics. We'll start with a new anti-odour fabric, made with silver nano-particles no less. I don't know who really believes that any type of nanotechnology is going to stop their stink, but I guess if they make it, you will come. You always do. These anti-odor properties promise to be "permanently integrated into the fibre" so they won't wash out, and will even feel the same as normal fibres. Think they can make something like this for bad breath too? More »