The water salesmen have reached a new low with Bling H2O, arriving into the greedy paws of supersuckers in a 750ml bottle coated with Swarovski crystals and costing upwards of 30 ($56). If that doesn't make your blood boil, consider that the horse-faced Paris Hilton was seen pouring a drink of this shit for her little doggie. Grrr.

We're reminded that things like this happened just before the fall of the Roman Empire. Could the past be prologue? – Charlie White

Bling Water For the Uber-Rich [BornRich]