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Ghost Radar, a Ghost Detector with a USB Attached

Solid Alliance. Let us all bow down and worship Solid Alliance. Please. Humor me, I've had a bad week. This is their latest USB, with a ghost detector attached. If it detects a shift in the magnetic waves within a room an alarm sounds and lights on the unit flash.

There are six different Ghost Radars and they cost between $60 for 128MB and $220 for 4GB. And when I read that, I heard a mocking "BWAH-HA-HA-HA echo eerily round the room. I'd have named it the Dr Beat USB, after my favorite Miami Sound Machine track—but then, while I don't believe in ghosts, I DO believe in Gloria Estefan. – Ad Dugdale

Product Page [Ghost Radar via Product Dose]

7:01 AM on Fri May 11 2007
By Addy Dugdale
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StackyBotrus at 06:54 AM on 05/11/07
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Should probably get the 32MB pocket usb personality detector.
strider_mt2k at 07:08 AM on 05/11/07
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Hey, the rhythm is gonna get you...tonight!

I do
I do
I DO believe in spooks!
grendyll at 08:34 AM on 05/11/07
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...the Ghost Radar and a small silver adhesive label have been purified at a Shinto shrine to help bring good fortune and keep evil spirits in check.

Sounds like they may have vampires covered, too. Wonder if you can sharpen one end of this doohicky?

You know, just in case...
AhnyerKeester at 08:50 AM on 05/11/07
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So ghosts, the non-corporal aspect of humanity which is supposed to linger after death, they're magnetic? Who knew.

Are they going to develop a USB sucker detector anytime soon? I'd buy one of those, yea, sure would!
Geisrud at 08:52 AM on 05/11/07
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Ummm, why does a "Ghost Radar" need memory? And since when do things that don't exist have a magnetic field?
Snopes at 09:21 AM on 05/11/07
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>AhnyerKeester says:
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>Are they going to develop a USB sucker detector anytime soon?

You mean this *isn't* a USB sucker detector? It sure sounds like one...
formicae at 09:30 AM on 05/11/07
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I wonder if it squeals at purchase, having detected the ghost of the last shred of common sense of the buyer.
ryber at 11:20 AM on 05/11/07
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Maybe not so much their latest USB product. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/notag/usb-memory-with-ghost-det...
Spiny Norman at 11:38 AM on 05/11/07
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Design flaw. No flippy antenna thingies on the side and no trippy green LEDs. What self respecting Ghostbuster is even going to give this a second look?
MinceyFresh at 11:44 AM on 05/11/07
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This kinda reminds me of that lil "Obaketan" cell phone lanyard/charm that supposedly can detect ghosts... Remember that one?
$Image of Kaiser-Machead\'s Chips Ahoy!$ Kaiser-Machead's Chips... at 01:07 PM on 05/11/07
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How could this not be equipped with an ectoplasmic spectral analyzer? So magnetically inert ectoplasmic ooze can slither under your bed and this thing would never make a sound. Hasn't anyone learned anything from the Ghostbusters Documentary?
humperdinck at 01:13 PM on 05/11/07
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Cool, will it also detect the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny or God?
psrivats at 01:34 PM on 05/11/07
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Egon Spengler just called. He wants 5 of these.
strider_mt2k at 07:23 PM on 05/12/07
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Yes, have some.
cybergrunt at 11:58 PM on 05/13/07
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can you play Simon on it while you wait?