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more about #poledancer more comments → Curves: Lego kink. I wonder what Freud would say. more » ZLevee: I'm guessing pole dancing in this medievil world is an anachronism. But hey if they can have ogres, why not stipper poles? more » Hello Mister Walrus: So, medieval minifigs in a pub watch a Lego pole dancer while a huge ogre lays siege to the castle outside? Yup, that my idea of sexy. more » Purple Dave: It's not the first LEGO pole-dancer I've ever seen, but I don't think PepaQuin motorized the Slave Leia he had pole-dancing in his Mos Eisley Cantina.... more » -
#lego
Lego Pole Dancer Actually Dances, Turns On Ogres Like Me
Lego Middle Earth brewery? Check. Lego beer, check. Drunk Lego knights and peasants, check (me included). Glowing Lego ogres, check. Half naked Lego pole dancer that actually moves her booty around? ASFFGGAGADGAFGDH!!! -
#usbpoledancer
USB Pole Dancer V2 Performs As You Type
Not only is this second generation USB Pole Dancer actually worse looking than the first, you actually have to DO SOMETHING to make it perform. The anime-like eyes really makes this version much, much more creepy than the first, as if child labor laws don't apply to the plastic USB world. Nevertheless, $22 makes her/it yours. [Latest Buy via Nerd Approved] -
#dancer
USB Pole Dancer: On Video, It's an Even Worse Idea
Remember that terrible USB pole dancer that we found after it was pulled from the store that was selling it, only for it to be put back on the market for an inflated price? Those of you waiting for yours to get shipped, here's a taste of what you're in for. The ladies over at Shiny Shiny got their hands on one and created this video of it in action, relatively speaking. More » -
#gadgets
USB Pole Dancer Available For Pre-order
Remember when we showed you the USB Pole Dancer that was notable because it got ass-canned from Marks & Spencer? It's actually available now online from Boys Stuff over in the UK. Thanks to the notoriety, Boys Stuff can charge £29.95 ($53) instead of the original £19.50. More » -
#gadgets
USB Pole Dancer
Could this be the ultimate USB-powered gadget that tops every other USB device we've ever seen? Yes, if it were still on sale. Apparently schoolmarms are alive and well in the UK, as local store Marks & Spencer had to can the product just a week after it went on sale. More »
