Although the day we discovered that David Hasselhoff was not going to be the official Bluetooth SIG spokesperson was a cold, lonely one—we could feel the winds of change whipping through our Member's Only jacket—we are comforted by this one-of-a-kind iPod signed by Hassel the Hoff himself. The 20GB 4G model is pre-loaded with David's latest Christmas album and a special message from the star himself, where he personally thanks you for purchasing the autographed music player.

I kept looking to see which charity the proceeds were earmarked for, but it appears the money made by this no-reserve auction is going to "David's Kids." They probably have child support laws in Germany, too. (Thanks, Klaas!)

iPod signed by Baywatch & Knight Rider David Hasselhoff [eBay via iPodStudio]

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