Forget the Wiimote, this humble German-engineered device houses a racing game controlled by your powerful stream of urine. Designed to promote taxis as an alternative to drunk driving, the Piss-Screen shocks drunkards with a brutal car crash when they inevitably ram their virtual roadster into oncoming traffic. Apparently if you're too drunk to play a video game with your junk, you're too drunk to drive home. Don't have to pee? Try the web-based game, which isn't limited by your bladder volume. [The Piss-Screen via Geekologie]
Piss-Screen Urinal Game Discourages Drunk Driving
8:20 PM on Wed Aug 8 2007
By Karson Thompson
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That's perfect. Your amount of pee determines how far in the game you get. Hmm I wonder what guys will need to do to get farther in the game?
...oh yeah that's right drink more.
PISS TO START. Wonderful :) All urinals should have this installed
Not much privacy between you and the bloke next to you eh?
@Drumzorz: that's part of the design. Pissing match. har har har.
@drumzorz
That's for sure. Bunch of guys can gather round one urinal and make it a multiplayer game - just don't cross the streams!
I see SUPER LAN URINE PARTY POTENTIAL!
good thing i don't drive my actual car using a stream of urine.
pretty roundabout way to promote taxis use vs. drunk driving. it doesn't discourage drunk driving as much as discourage me from using my penis to drive home.
Wonder how they discourage women from driving drunk?
this is definitely a step ahead of my carnival balloon racing game
kudos to the germans!
I read "Piss-Screen shocks drunkards" and had a vision of an electrified urinal that zaps drunks into unconsciousness until they are sober enough to drive.
Please... all you have to do is piss strait forward and you avoid ALL COLLISIONS.
i think giz already ran this... i remember seeing it before.
It's too bad stuff like this will never show up in America. It's a nice way to help get drunk drivers off the road, though I'm not sure how effective it really will be. I wonder if it would be possible to make a female version for toilets, I'm not sure how well women can control their streams though.
@netcretin: "don't cross the streams"
lol perfect!!!!
@RB4DV:
They ran a post about those college guys that had a target shooting game using a urinal. This is different, and better, although less intricate.
Hmm...I think calling it a Wiimote still works in this case. Or Piimote, perhaps.
I can see the shadow of his tallywhacker. Nice.
Is it me or is the guy pictured here "aiming" between the urinals. He looks like he's trying to flood the ashtray. Or is it just the angle?
I could see some really drunk/dumb fucks "aiming" for the LCD itself. Sad, but true.
I would hate to be the janitor to clean those bathrooms. Piss everywhere.
Is this for fat people who can't look down to see what they're aiming at? I'd hate to be the clean-up crew!
you: "DAMN, LOST ANOTHER GAME!"
person standing next to you: "TRY BY NOT PISSING ON ME!"
Women drive drunk, too! This is profiling! :) Or maybe women get an accessory attachment that allows them to compete...er...head to head? This could be a new show on ESPN!
always wondered where the expression being "piss drunk" came from...
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