I don't need that...as soon as I tell them I have a fully functioning penis and all my own hair, I become the envy of dirty middle-aged men everywhere.

Its only a matter of time before the gold leaf starts to chip, the buttons have less spring, and it starts to smell like cheap hookers, just like a Vegas limo.

Didn't they do this with the StarTac too? Anyone want to take bets on how much longer Moto will be able to stay afloat in this market?

Chen. You've never even been to atlantic city...but its scary how right on you are about this thing. I'll never be able to look at a razr variant the same way again without thinking of hoagie onions and schweaty italian armpits in track suits

I scream, "Not interested, your phones are dated"

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This phone will be in crappy/all rap videos for the next year... or until Xzibit starts making his own Pimped phone line.

@zenpoet: What's wrong with cheap hookers? ;)

Anyhow, the RAZR line is generally nice -- small size, and makes calls. That's all a cell really should be anyhow. This phone looks like a pocket watch had sex with a RAZR. It's pretty cool but I wouldn't pay for one.

@Type-E: "Dated?"

This phone looks like a piece of a late 70's pimp Caddy crawled into one's pocket and died.

@thepounder: In that context, dated means getting old.

i cant understand why companies are putting gold and other crap in their products, why cant they just improve the software features and hardwares?!

It's very nice when closed. But when I saw it opened...

I don't know, maybe is 'cause I don't like motorola.

Now make it a slider.

If only it were CDMA. By the way, I am neither dirty, middle-aged, or a man. It matches my watch and that's awesome.