ElmoSapien: The Scariest Robot Ever

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ElmoSapien: The Scariest Robot Ever

Holy shit. Robots Rule developed a new Elmo personality for the ElmoSapien, essentially turning the RoboSapien we love so much into an Elmo doll that haunts our every waking and non-waking moment. To install it on your own RoboSapien—although we don't know why anybody would—just download the instructions, sound files, and follow the guide on their site. Christ, why not make a GoatseSapien instead? That's the only way this could get any worse. [RobotsRule]

3:20 PM on Fri Sep 28 2007
By Jason Chen
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Iggy at 03:32 PM on 09/28/07
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That's just disturbing..
Iggy at 03:33 PM on 09/28/07
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The dinosaur bit was cute though....
Pixlmonkey at 03:42 PM on 09/28/07
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hmm, i sure wouldn't try to tickle this elmo.
Solidsky at 03:42 PM on 09/28/07
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LOL it looked like a robo sapien walked up to elmo, bludgeoned him to death. Raped his body and then out of pure love..... CARVE his body empty leaving only the skin and head THEN wearing it in the name of love!!!
ideaman2020 at 03:45 PM on 09/28/07
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wait... you mean I'm not the only one Elmo has always creeped out..?
bez_online at 03:57 PM on 09/28/07
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@Solidsky: WOW! Just pray that they never show that episode on Sesame Street. Those kids would need years of therapy and would still have the potential to grow up and become our future leaders.
B1663R at 04:11 PM on 09/28/07
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it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
FreeMan at 04:14 PM on 09/28/07
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the only creepy part I saw was having the eyes peering out of his neck. What's up with that?
vicsells at 04:14 PM on 09/28/07
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That was wierd. it wouldn't have been creepy at all if it weren't for that soundtrack
demonwolf at 04:29 PM on 09/28/07
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OMG BEST ROBOT EVAR
darkwaters at 05:05 PM on 09/28/07
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with all those toys, this is all they can come up with.
More money than imagination!
mandarin at 05:48 PM on 09/28/07
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MasterBlaster!
strider_mt2k at 07:01 PM on 09/28/07
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That just made my slow Friday!
strider_mt2k at 07:02 PM on 09/28/07
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@mandarin: No pigshit -ENERGY!!

RUN BARTER TOWN!
aquaosx at 07:26 PM on 09/28/07
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Apparently roboelmo is a prog rock hesher.
baldingnerd at 09:19 PM on 09/28/07
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oh god noooooooo
banmojo at 09:49 PM on 09/28/07
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I was hoping for some wanton violence and robo-pornography. Very disappointing.
SirNirian at 10:19 PM on 09/28/07
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okay what we all want to see is the elmo on fire (found here "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGhmJD9LKc") no no wait we want to see him blend no wait we want to see him flaming inside of the "blendtech Blender" muahahahahahahahahah roflmfao.
SomeoneUKno at 12:51 AM on 09/29/07
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hahaha this reminded me of that "Tickle Me Emo" video with the emo Elmo doll... [www.youtube.com]

Ah... Gotta love MadTV!
vicsells at 01:43 AM on 09/29/07
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someoneukno

that tickle me emo was hillarious@ i've never seen that before!
From: WWW.SHINYSHINY.TV: TRACKBACK at 02:50 AM on 09/29/07
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The Elmosapien mod from Robots Rule is unusually unsettling. They've taken a Wowee Robosapien and shoved it into the guts of an Elmo hand puppet, which they've then programmed to speak a new set of language.
SomeoneUKno at 03:28 AM on 09/29/07
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@vicsells: haha I found it online completely out of nowhere one day, and loved it ever since. I'm glad to hear you liked it! :-)
russtophiles at 08:57 AM on 10/01/07
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It's great how people insist on ruining an otherwise hilarious video with idiotically loud music that makes listening to what he's saying needlessly difficult.

Anyways, I for one embrace our new Elmo-robo overlords.