For your consideration...

Dog Wii: A love triangle between a mutt, a stoner and a console game.

Ocean's 94: Clooney, Pitt and the Short One reprise the roles of Brian Lam, Jason Chen and Charlie White, as the trio find the advances of an evil communications tycoon almost too hard to resist.

The Are You Bicepsual, Baby?. Austin Powers tries his hardest to get the girl and the well-defined deltoids without losing his Mojo.

Wozderland: Bio-pic of Steve Wozniak, with Ron Jeremy an Oscar shoe-in, playing the loveable computer elf.

Stare Wars: Robert De Niro and Al Pacino play rival telescopes, James Webb and Hubble. The Stare-Off is a masterclass in method acting.

– Ad Dugdale

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