• By Sean Fallon
    Dec 7, 2007 8:40 PM 3,065
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    Merry Christmas, My Ass!

    From the Dept of Duh: Family Can't Afford This $41,000, 1-Million Christmas Light Extravaganza

    Stand Aside N64 Kid, Someone Else Goes Nuts for a Wii
    read more: #santasmagiccandle, #christmas, #christmastree, #holiday, #lights, #ornament, #santa, #tree

    Ornament Lets You "Blow" on Santa's "Magic Candle" to Turn Out Your Tree Lights

    When you wire this perverted Santa to your Christmas tree, you can turn out the lights with a simple blow on his "magic candle." When you want to turn the lights back on again, a push of the button on the chimney will get the job done. Sure, a device like this could be practical if you don't normally have the tree wired to a light switch, but you have to wonder whether all of the innuendo was lost on the distributor. Kind of like when your mom uses words like "erect." Available for $24.99. [Product Page via OhGizmo]


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