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Throwing darts has never been this fun. Not only do you get the satisfaction of hitting a bull's-eye if your aim is true, but as soon as you score, this supremely confident blond encourages you, crying out in ecstasy the inexplicable phrase, "Young girl, bull's-eyes! Wonderful!" Even though it is a bit misogynistic for our taste, it's just goofy enough to get a conversation going. Why didn't the creators of this groundbreaking invention depict a man with a bull's-eye on his crotch? Maybe that's next, with the hapless plastic victim blurting out the exclamation, "Old man, ballbuster! Blow it out your ass!" [Weird Asia News]
Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye
11:26 AM on Tue Nov 13 2007
By Charlie White
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Is this what you guys promised whe you said "more boobies" if we voted for GIZMODO on that Tech Blog Award thingy?
:0D
By the way, whatever happened to Addy Dugdale? Has she left Gizmodo? Posts of this type were her specialty.
"Hey baby, want me to throw some darts at your tits later tonight?"
*Slap!*
Misogynists unite!
Bullseye on the crotch?
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Nintendo's got you covered. Always good for a laugh.
It's the serial killer's training kit. Get one today!
looks like she used to be a heavy smoker
I thought it was the other way around!
My eyes the targets for perky nipple arrows!
Goatse dartboard next?
@Nintenboy01: Addy is on vacation -- she'll be back tomorrow.
I'm about as callous as one can get, but even I find something somewhat disturbing about throwing darts at this... if it was ole Dubya Bush... now that would be fun!
Why did I just say that - now I'll be marked as a Canadian terrorist and get extradited to Gitmo!
@Maksimir: You've been reported... the next knock you hear could be your last.
@Maksimir:
Yeah, it could be in the shape of a Scapegoat!
OW GOD! WHY IS IS ALWAYS TO BE THE WOMAN?!
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