No Space For Bed Bugs

If you're like me, chances are you have a lot of facial hair and sleep in the foetus position. Combine the latter with an unhealthy desire to economise space, and there you have the Foetus Space Economising Bed.

Granted, you won't want to take your date back to your flat, but at least you can say, "I look like a squashed up dildo when I sleep." Alternatively, you could relieve the bed of its structural supports, prop it up on its side and fashion a friend out of it—call it Wilson and thank Tom Hanks for the inspiration. Freaks who are interested in this bed for their lair note: it's a concept, go get your kicks from a Slipknot CD. [TECHBLOG]

6:15 PM on Sun Jul 22 2007
By Haroon Malik
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anfield at 06:46 PM on 07/22/07
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pretty pointless concept, no? i mean, because of the headboard/footboard it still takes up the same amount of space...
Improbable at 06:58 PM on 07/22/07
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Man. And I thought I had a hard time finding sheets that properly fit my old waterbed.
mopar_man at 07:01 PM on 07/22/07
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@anfield:

I think it's supposed to be shorter but yeah, still pretty pointless. I know I don't stay in the same position all night.
Michael at 07:04 PM on 07/22/07
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scarf at 07:14 PM on 07/22/07
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hahaha
bald_gye at 08:37 PM on 07/22/07
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hahahahaha
Skeldanqua at 09:22 PM on 07/22/07
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lol, reminds me of the cool "selkbags" one blog mentionned a while back. @(musuchouse.com)
Altanader at 09:33 PM on 07/22/07
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Obviously this is for people who don't toss and turn in the middle of the night.
Roto-Rooter at 09:44 PM on 07/22/07
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What if you lay on your right side? Oh, flip the bed over.
AdmNaismith at 10:13 PM on 07/22/07
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If you set the mattress on end it looks like someone skiing.
This can't be anything more than an art project, like when famous artists design chairs that you can't sit in.
icepick314 at 10:34 PM on 07/22/07
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but what if you sleep with right side down?

it would have been "practical" if the bed was mirrored....
cekflores at 10:47 PM on 07/22/07
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I can't imaging trying to sleep in that bed after driking beer all night...
ShaunMac at 10:59 PM on 07/22/07
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Haroon, your posts are hilarious! This one takes the cake though, congrats!
chueychihuahua at 11:04 PM on 07/22/07
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this might be a good bed to die in
nube at 12:26 AM on 07/23/07
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one size fits one.
Mario at 12:52 AM on 07/23/07
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SLIPKNOT KICKS MOTHER FUCKING ASS

Sorry, I couldn't help but say it.
Nvane at 04:44 AM on 07/23/07
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Cool bed, if you're a lonely guy.
Haroon Malik at 07:47 AM on 07/23/07
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@ShaunMac: Thanks a lot man!... Did you receive the money ok?
Geisrud at 08:52 AM on 07/23/07
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don't try to hide your dirty laundy (literally or figuratively) under the bed.
greysky at 09:03 AM on 07/23/07
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not much chance of getting lucky on this bed, but it would fit perfectly in your parents basement
nutbastard at 12:25 PM on 07/23/07
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@HAROON

i guess i AM like you, then.
Aznbuddy at 06:23 PM on 07/23/07
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No Spooning For You!!!
razorx at 07:20 PM on 07/23/07
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Sleeping on the same side all night WILL mess up your back and shoulder.
MaiSkies at 08:20 PM on 07/23/07
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wow...
ImABigTool at 08:21 PM on 07/23/07
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This is great for the bedwetter! Now the pee doesn't soak into the mattress, but dribbles off into a well-placed bowl on the floor...