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When you get tired of listening to its measly 128MB worth of music, slap this MPION MP3 player up against your face and it'll give you a nice soothing facial. Get your mind out of the gutter, not that kind of facial. Its negative ion generator is said to magically clean all that gunk out of your skin's zillions of pores, supposedly doing that job far more effectively than mere soap and water.
If you think about that term "facial" long enough, it might even serve as a temporary penis enlarger, too. It better do something special, because let's face it, it's a 128MB MP3 player that costs $170.
MPION MP3 player give users a facial too [Newlaunches]
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Yeah, I'm sure putting your greasy paws all over the MP3 Player, then rubbing it all over your face, will do wonders for your complexion.
Where do they come up with this crap?!
Ah yes... The magical ionizer. Can someone please explain how a negative ion generator will do ANYTHING for my skin? Does it work like a magnet and suck the gunk out of my pores? Or is it like the "light therapy" stuff on infomercials?
It's the opposite of "that kind of facial". It makes your face come.
I clicked the link to read more about facials, but nothing come up :(.
"Its negative ion generator is said to magically clean all that gunk out of your skin's zillions of pores"
Certainly, as long as you are wearing your q-ray bracelet as well. BTW I have an MP3 player with a photo-bionic scanner embedded in it as well for sale. You Buy? :P
There's an accessory for this that lets you carry it on a fashionable pearl necklace.
Sorry. :)
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