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K-Fed Launches His Own Search Engine; Internet Loses Yet More Dignity

If Google isn't sleazy enough for you, perhaps you'd like to try Searching with Kevin. Federline, that is. Yes, the guy who somehow escaped his marriage with Britney Spears looking like the sane one now has his own branded search engine that offers you chances to win prizes (going to Kevin's birthday party, OMG!) every time you search. There's even a Search with Kevin toolbar you can install, always keeping Kevin's famous research skills at your fingertips. Surprisingly, you can search for things other than porn, bling, and rhyming dictionaries, which seems to go against the whole spirit of the affair.

Watch out, Google! If K-Fed is as good at developing search algorithms as he is at rapping, you've got… well, nothing to worry about, I guess. –Adam Frucci

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2:00 PM on Mon Mar 19 2007
By Adam Frucci
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Kaiser-Machead at 12:08 PM on 03/19/07
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Some Giz articles are very reminiscent of The Onion articles. The extremely sad part is that this is not tongue-in-cheek, but rather a grotesque disturbing reality.
DataScream at 12:10 PM on 03/19/07
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it's sad to say...he's probably doing better then Britany right now. My god that guy is greasy.
Kaiser-Machead at 12:13 PM on 03/19/07
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Bets on whether or not K-Fed's search engine will ultimately lead to a Spears sex tape are being taken somewhere out there.
EQC at 12:14 PM on 03/19/07
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Well, Giz, why don't you just give this ass free advertising. Even if all the traffic this generates for him is...ummm...sarcastic, he's still going to think he's a success. And keep doing things. And being in the news. Yarg.
Geisrud at 12:14 PM on 03/19/07
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White men shouldn't get braids/cornrows. KFed, just shouldn't *.*
thisiskspraydad at 12:14 PM on 03/19/07
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Umm...'Powered by Yahoo'

Check out the other SEARCH and Win 'ARTISTS'

http://searchwinmerch.prodege.com/?cmd=ct-allsites

Hinder
Wynonna
Meat Loaf
Andrew Dice Clay
thisiskspraydad at 12:16 PM on 03/19/07
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Other sites by the same company.

Search with:

Meatloaf
Wynnona
Hinder
Andrew Dice Clay

All powered by Yahoo by the way

http://searchwinmerch.prodege.com/?cmd=ct-allsites

Sorry if double post...
thisiskspraydad at 12:19 PM on 03/19/07
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Oh...and from the SEARCH&WIN blog...it won't REALLY be his birthday party...more of an after party:

A Note from Kevin Federline - LA Party Cancelled, More Tickets to Vegas Given Away...

"Hey everyone! I decided to spend my actual birthday, which is on Wednesday March 21st , with my family and have one big blowout in Las Vegas on March 24th which I would love for you to be a part of. For those of you who are searching the web at: www.searchwithkevin.com I apologize for this inconvenience and I will instead double the amount of tickets given out to my party on March 24th. So instead of 5, I'll be looking forward to partying with 10 of you and your guests in Las Vegas. The winners will be announced on March 19th. I look forward to seeing you there!"
Domogeek at 12:20 PM on 03/19/07
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All right, so now is K-FED, what's next Nick Lachey ?!?!
aussie at 12:22 PM on 03/19/07
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I just won!
Kaiser-Machead at 12:24 PM on 03/19/07
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ROFL want my spare tickets too?
filobot at 12:26 PM on 03/19/07
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Wait..April Fool's Day is still weeks away!
noneother at 12:28 PM on 03/19/07
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a problem with the internet: when you click on something like that, you've given them the "click" that you don't want them to have in the first place - but you want to look so you do it anyway.

so far that's the only problem i've found.
jawzxy at 12:34 PM on 03/19/07
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*******BARF********
SharkByte at 12:58 PM on 03/19/07
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as if the internet could lose more dignity...
bmg50barrett at 01:02 PM on 03/19/07
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no comment here...it pretty much explains itself...
Chebwa at 01:04 PM on 03/19/07
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I want K-Mail.
drewheyman at 01:24 PM on 03/19/07
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it would be awesome if his search engine helped you find rich, dumb starletts ready for marriage. the man has a skill he needs to share with the world.
uhm...Bob at 03:34 PM on 03/19/07
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K-Foogle all the way!!! Don't be Hatin'. Word to your mother. Yo!
im_here_for_the_food at 03:45 PM on 03/19/07
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K-fed is a punk arse! Low-life, self-centered and has his mommie dress him!
liquidsoapdispenser at 03:50 PM on 03/19/07
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I just like doing searches like this:

http://searchwithkevin.prodege.com/?t=w&p=1&q=%22kevin+fed...
e10 at 04:36 PM on 03/19/07
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Aussi:
Did you win the autographed 8x10?
Kaiser-Machead at 05:01 PM on 03/19/07
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I wonder who put this dumbass idea in F-Ked's head.
MikeyMelbournePDD at 05:14 PM on 03/19/07
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Does K-Fed's search engine have an option to translate pages into blackcent?
Keebler at 05:57 PM on 03/19/07
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Hahaha K-Fed Search FTW!
homerjay at 07:12 PM on 03/19/07
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Remember back with the government was telling us that the we were attacked by terrorists because they didn't like western culture?

This is why...
djdare at 07:30 PM on 03/19/07
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I love it, it's my new homepage, all my searches from now on, with the power of K-fed.
EricBrian at 08:05 PM on 03/19/07
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No. :(
Xenobiologista at 12:31 AM on 03/20/07
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He or the webdesigner neglected to put an apostrophe in "It's"...

And Sarcastic-Man, "loser" only has 1 "o"...while I'm busy laughing at how American's cant' spell or punctaute. [Yes, that was on purpose.]