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#tshirts
Lois Is Just Too Slow for Superman
"Microwaves Are Just Too Slow" is a new T-shirt over at Threadless this week. Capturing the futility of technology in the face of superheroics, Superman doesn't have time to waste while Lois messes around with the microwave. What the picture does not show, however, is the less charming, more grotesque result of the morning that Lois "took too long" shaving her legs. Needless to say, she's a pants-wearer now and Superman will be heating dinner for one for many years to come. [Threadless] -
#space
Spiderweb Solar-Wind Sail Proves Jor-El Was Right
Laugh all you want at the sea-urchiny ship Jor-El used to send Kal-El to earth, but it looks a lot like the new kind of solar-sail array developed by the Finnish Meteorological Institute in Helsinki. Instead of the standard solar panels, the Finnish scientists propose long thin strands, just microns in diameter, that stretch out from the spaceship, and use a positive charge to repel heavy positive ions in the solar wind that move at hundreds of kilometers per second. More » -
#lightsabers
Jedi Ginsu Knife Brings Out the Chef/Jedi in You
Have you had enough of lightsabers? Wasn't the breakdown of how we roll on Thanksgiving enough to keep you entertained? Wasn't the synopsis of why Superman would be futile to a lightsaber attack enough to fill your Jedi/lightsaber/superhero demand for the week? Are those two questions the stupidest you have ever been asked? Should I stop with all the damn questions, and let you just watch the Ginsu Jedi lightsaber commercial? Yeah, I'll just do that. [Metacafe] More » -
#gadgets
Can a Lightsaber Cut Through Superman?
Can a gadget defeat a superhero? Here's a question our sister site io9 posed: can a lightsaber cut through Superman? We put both our nerdy gadget knowledge and our nerdy superhero knowledge to the test and came up with reasons why it could and reasons why it couldn't. More » -
#wrongnumber
This is How Superman Dials a Phone
Screw touchscreens. When Superman makes a call, he wants to rearrange crystals and have his father come out in non-corporeal form and tell him that he's doing everything wrong, and if he doesn't hurry and finish dialing, all mankind is doomed. More » -
#space
Who Needs Superman? Slingatron Slingshots Stuff Into Space
This Slingatron is the greatest thing we can think of to free up Superman's time for other things, like courting Lois or getting drunk and being a dick. Instead of spending $10,000 per pound to send stuff into space with traditional rockets, this Slingatron design is like a centrifuge that spins things around until they reach escape velocity before sending them flying into space. More » -
#gadgets
Superman Projection Alarm Clock
Not content to let Batman monopolize the projection alarm clock scene, Superman's flown in with his own "S" shaped entry as well. More » -
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#cellphones
Superman Returns i750 Lenovo Music Phone
Lenovo's partnered with Warner Brothers to put out a Superman Returns-themed music phone that actually looks halfway decent. The two companies also pulled out all the stops in this press conference, as you can see above. They really went above and beyond there. More » -
#gadgets
Mattel Wants Your Money This Holiday Season
I hope you're on Santa's Good List this year since you wouldn't want to miss out on some of the toys that Mattel's got lined up for the Holidays. With plenty of toys that are far more advanced than anything I ever played with as a youth (broken bottles, clothes pins, shoe laces, etc.), Mattel may be siphoning off a few of your dollars come December. Read on for a small preview of what your kids (or you, weirdo) might be playing with. More » -
#pcs
Alienware Releases Limited Edition Superman Machines
In anticipation of the summer movie, Superman Returns, Alienware is releasing a Superman-themed laptop and desktop in limited edition. Both of the machines will include a Superman desktop theme, and certificate of authenticity. The desktop will also include an exclusive mouse pad. These are in limited edition with only 350 of the laptops available and 250 of the desktops available. More »
