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    ripfire: So I'm guessing the price for this machine is equivalent to the price of a plane ticket? more »
    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Great, now women can live out their Patrick Swayze fantasies. more »
    Nick: does it also play Unchained Melody? more »
    Duke Olivius: This is basically Madden drawing up a football play on a chalk board FIRST, I'm gonna stick it HERE then, after the first shot, I will rub it all over... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: So, it's a belt sander without the sandpaper... If this is the best one of NASA's brightest could muster it's no wonder our space program fails to bad... more »
    Curves: The best toys are still made for the ladies. Eat your hearts out. more »
    okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): You have to visit the site... O M F G!!!! The woman talking about it is just effortlessly spewing the smuttiest statements. The "clincher" however is ... more »
    Homerjay is utterly alone.: What part of this was NSFW? more »
    TroglodadLives: Oh, my, God. We really are fat, lazy americans. What is this world coming to where men are too lazy to spank their monkey? Good lord, Rosie Palmer and... more »
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  • #teledildonics

    Mutsugoto Lets Lovers Touch Each Other With Light

    They say long distance relationships don't work, and a lack of physical intimacy is usually to blame. It's kind of abstract, but the Mutsugoto allows lovers to draw light on each other's bodies or beds. More »
  • #nsfw

    RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)

    We had our hands full during our brief visit to AVN, and somehow we missed the RealTouch, a NASA engineer "designed and tested" manhood-pleasuring device More »
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    Hands-In the Virtual Hole: Sex Gets Even More Awkward (NSFW)

    In the rapidly developing area of teledildonics, a variety of Japanese electronics companies are stepping forward to make sure your sex life remains a source of shame and humiliation. More »
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    Incredibly Weird Global Teledildonics

    Dash over at Fleshbot's got a very interesting look at Ars Elektronika in SF, where inventors and teledildonics fanatics gather together to show off the weird, gadgety and sexy things they made in their sex dungeons. One invention is a vibrator that's connected to the U.S. Geological Survey which only activates during an earthquake somewhere in the world. "Only trouble is that when your own "Big One" finally arrives, it's tempered by the realization that a building might have collapsed somewhere with people trapped inside." It gets better. Another is tied to how many Iraqi civilian deaths there are a day which you can read about over at Fleshers (NSFW). [Fleshbot]
  • #teledildonics

    Could I Have a Match? Try Vibrators and Nintendo Wiimotes

    Remember when it was cool to joke about how the vibrating Wii remote looked, felt and behaved pretty much like a vibrator? No? Well, too bad, because it turns out that the two were more similar than the light-hearted humor suggested. In fact, both tools of pleasure employ technology built from a patent from the same company, Immersion. More »
  • #interview

    Technosexual: One Man's Tale of Robot Love

    Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a living, and still lives with his elderly parents. No wonder he was nervous about asking his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice to marry him. To make things more tense, she had split up with Zoltan at the beginning of the relationship because she thought he was taking things too fast. Since they got back together, though, Alice has been good for Zoltan—he's started attending church again, and cut out watching porn. His parents' initial rejection of her had turned to respect, and the four of them seemed to be living together happily enough. So Zoltan had confidence when he popped the question to Alice—his beloved, who just happens to be a robot. More »
  • #artificialmouth

    Kiss Phone Opens Up New Frontier of Teledildonic Possibilities

    In the mad scramble to invent teledildonics devices, an inventor has created a forerunner of the category with the Kiss Phone. Although we're wondering who would want to be seen in public with this odd-looking phone with its downturned mouth that reminds us of all manner of masturbatory mechanisms, its inventor apparently has high hopes for the design concept. Let's let him explain it:
    "This KissPhone detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the lips, when you kiss it. An artificial mouth on the phone can reproduces same parameters to the kissphone receptor."
    So now you can send and receive kisses from a distance, and even record your favorites for repeated playback. Anything you can do with data, you can now do with a kiss. Imagine that. Wonder what else the Kiss Phone feels like kissing. [Pro Invention]
  • #homeentertainment

    Sony PS3 to Battle Wii With VR/3D Game Controller?

    Sony's getting desperate to goose the street cred of its slow-selling PS3, digging deep into its idea basket to catch up to the popularity of the Nintendo Wii. Apparently the company's plan of attack is to develop a VR/3-D controller, illustrated in this patent application for a "handheld computer interactive device" spotted today. More »
  • #gadgets

    Teledildonics: Virtual Hole and Stick a Small Step, Not Giant Leap

    You're probably familiar with teledildonics, which for a long time have seemed to be far off in the future somewhere, but now we bring you the world premiere of the virtual vagina. Crudely named Virtual Hole ($200), this USB device has nine motors that are said to be able to simulate a real mouth, hands and "sensation of insertion." More »
  • #gadgets

    The MagMag-Hole For Teledildonic Pleasure

    If you're looking for a sexy USB gadget, you can forget that USB Pole Dancer and grab the MagMag-HOLE instead. By combining the MagMag-Hole with the Virtual-STICK, you can have teledildonic USB pleasure no matter where the other party is—be it across the country, across the planet, or even across the Dust Plains of World of Warcraft. More »
  • #gadgets

    Teledildonics Advanced Again: The Hug Shirt

    If absence makes the heart grow fonder, then the Hug Shirt adds a sensual experience to the equation, working with Bluetooth and special HugMe Java software to let you push buttons on your cellphone to hug your significant other miles away. As long as both of you are wearing this shirt that has sensors and actuators that simulate a hug, you can spread the love far and wide, transmitting data such as hug pressure, skin temperature, heart rate and hug duration. More »
  • #portablemedia

    OSIM iGoGo: Wireless Massaging MP3 Player Ushers in Age of Teledildonics

    The age of teledildonics draws ever closer with the OSIM iGoGo, a 128MB MP3 player that can communicate wirelessly with two massage units. Distribute these rectangular devices on those spots that get you hot (and/or those of your comely young companion), and turn the music up to 11. It'll get you where you want to go. But aren't the little massagers the wrong shape? Maybe there's a more anatomically-correct version in the pipeline. It's $437. – Charlie White More »
  • #gadgets

    Sex In 2016

    CNN ran a Reuters piece yesterday on how sex and technology will evolve in the future, talking to academics, scientists, writers and businessmen, it's a good read but fairly basic if you've been paying any sort of attention over the past few years. We thought what Gina Lynn, Wired's "Sex Drive" columnist, had to say on teledildonics was very interesting: More »