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    ripfire: So I'm guessing the price for this machine is equivalent to the price of a plane ticket? more »
    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Great, now women can live out their Patrick Swayze fantasies. more »
    Nick: does it also play Unchained Melody? more »
    Duke Olivius: This is basically Madden drawing up a football play on a chalk board FIRST, I'm gonna stick it HERE then, after the first shot, I will rub it all over... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: So, it's a belt sander without the sandpaper... If this is the best one of NASA's brightest could muster it's no wonder our space program fails to bad... more »
    Curves: The best toys are still made for the ladies. Eat your hearts out. more »
    okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): You have to visit the site... O M F G!!!! The woman talking about it is just effortlessly spewing the smuttiest statements. The "clincher" however is ... more »
    Homerjay is utterly alone.: What part of this was NSFW? more »
    TroglodadLives: Oh, my, God. We really are fat, lazy americans. What is this world coming to where men are too lazy to spank their monkey? Good lord, Rosie Palmer and... more »
    not_a_virus.exe.vbs: A fine example of US tax dollars at work. more »
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