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    AmphetamineCrown: They know what I search for, 'cos I use google. They know what I email, 'cos I got gmail. They know who I call, 'cos I got googlevoice. They know w... more »
    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Apparently you guys don't pay enough attention to some of the companies in India such as WIPRO. They make children's shampoo, light bulbs, laptops, a... more »
    Noobs-R-Us: Who knew when Ballmer said that he was going to wipe his ass with Google that it was so literal? more »
    KhaiJB: then they send in the Camera Car for Maps... and Publish it on Books... more »
    Alfisted: Further proof that the Internet is a series of tubes. Does this mean that Google is moving into Pee-er to Pee-er? more »
    Bertone77: Now Google can really kiss our asses! [www.instantrimshot.com] more »
    OCEntertainment: I don't see what the big deal is. Google just wants to collect data from your sanitary habits to improve their two-ply algorithms to make your lives e... more »
    Nutchromeo: Glad to see it's made from 100% Virgins. That way you KNOW it's authentic evil at it's best. more »
    Kaiser-Machead: Available at your nearest K-Mart, next to the Bing Baby Wipes. more »
  • #google

    Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives

    I hate to say I told you, but I told you. The prophecy is true. Now, when it's just too late, you finally understand. [Style14 via Engadget]
  • #humor

    Regretsy: For Anyone Who Didn't See the Creepy Side to Making and Selling Your Own Crafts

    As much as I admire people who believe enough in their artistic output to foist it on others for money, I knew Etsy had a dark side. Well, someone with the no-nonsense pseudonym Helen Killer just showed it to me: More »
  • #gross

    The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic

    It looks like Lisa Simpson's worst nightmare has come true. Now all of America can say, "I wash myself with a rag on a stick." More »
  • #green

    Office Machine Turns Your TPS Reports Into TP For Your Bunghole

    Have you ever thought about wiping your butt with one of your boss' annoying memos? Well, now you can without fearing the dreaded anal papercut. This machine from Tokyo-based Nakabayashi can recycle your office paper waste into toilet paper right on site. More »
  • #design

    Toilet Paper Shovel Provides Easy Outdoor Relief

    With his radical new simple toilet design, Alejandro Bona has single-handedly made pooping outdoors cool again.
  • #tptechnology

    The One-Handed TP Dispenser is a Butt-Wiping Breakthrough

    Bathroom technology has taken yet another leap forward my friends. Hot on the heels of the news that toilet paper researchers have discovered the mythical 3-ply tissue holy grail, the Japanese have developed a simple but effective one-handed TP dispenser called the "Korobe-Kun". The main purpose of the device is to help elderly individuals who lack manual dexterity in their hands, but it seems to me that the design is far better than standard dispensers overall. Plus it comes in five hot colors! [DigInfo via Core77]
  • #dreamsreallydocometrue

    "Toilet Paper Researchers" Create 3-Ply Tissue

    In what is surely the technological breakthrough of the century, the brightest toilet paper minds at Georgia Pacific have done the impossible—they have created a 3-ply tissue. I know, I know...it's hard to contain your excitement. Can you imagine what this means? I mean, to wipe with something with this caliber of softness? It boggles the mind. However, industry analyst Bill Schmitz is skeptical, saying that the TP of the future will most likely be stronger, not softer—but my ass and I are hoping for the best. [LiveScience]
  • #what

    Pedal-Powered Toilet-Paper-Wiper Brings Both Laziness and Exercise to the Bathroom

    Well, here's something you don't expect to see in the listing for a house on a real estate website: a toilet equipped with a pedal-powered contraption that drags toilet paper across your filthy bits, allowing you to wipe hands free. And, one assumes, leaving a train of vile used TP behind your toilet. More »
  • #technologybreakthrough

    Printed Toilet Paper Flushes Humanity Down the Tubes, Again

    This toilet paper printed with manga, trivia and astronomy facts has the potential to change civilization as we know it, affecting generations to come and catapulting Humanity to the Stars. Or maybe destroy the planet. It can go either way, really. It's Japan-only for now, but we demand this ingenious way to educate millions of people while disposing of their metabolism byproducts gets marketed worldwide at once. And yes, the porn version is probably coming sooner than later. [Anime Center via Gizmodo Japan] More »
  • #gadgets

    Hello Kitty Toilet Paper Dispenser Advances Buttocks Tech

    Other than the iPod dock toilet paper speaker we thoroughly tested, there hasn't been any real advancement in the area of ass wiping technology in the past few years. This Hello Kitty dispenser changes everything with its automated dispensing unit that lets you program exactly how many sheets you want for your next wipe—which may sound useful, but doesn't quite account for when you've got hard, rocky poops followed by soft, liquidy ones. But when you slap a Hello Kitty logo and an automated turning mechanism onto something, you're pretty much pounding on the Nobel Prize committee's collective door and asking for the cash. [Kitty Hell]
  • #breaking

    Kimberly-Clark First to Elusive Hands-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser Market

    Who but the greatest public-restroom aficionados knew that the "final touchless restroom frontier" was the electronic toilet-paper dispenser? I for one am surprised that no one has tried to market this already. But sure enough, I just heard from public-restroom mainstay Kimberly-Clark, who announced the JRT* Electronic Coreless, the world's first touchless electronic bath-tissue dispenser. As Richard Thorne, director of Kimberly-Clark's North American washroom business put it: "The electronic revolution has entered the bathroom stall." The following is all true. More »
  • #apple

    Great News Poopers!

    The iCarta Toilet Paper iPod dock works with the iPhone. The world can relax. More »
  • #foryourstink

    Renova Black Toilet Paper Now Comes in Green, Orange and Red

    Black toilet paper was weird enough, but wiping your ass with green, orange, or red gets even weirder. Although you can now see whether you're "clean" with the new colors, it just feels mentally odd to us to see our poo smeared across anything but clean white sheets. Call us old-fashioned. – Jason Chen More »
  • #gadgets

    RIAA Toilet Paper

    Oh-ho! Show that RIAA what you really think of their lawsuits with this RIAA-labeled toilet paper. Make sure every wipe contains the full RIAA letters, or you may be wiping that behind to spite to Irish Aviation Authority (IAA) and that can't be a good thing. Drunk Irishmen in planes is someone to not piss off. – Travis Hudson More »
  • #top

    Exclusive Gizmodo Review Of The iCarta iPod Dock/Toilet Paper Holder

    The iCarta iPod Dock and Toilet paper dispenser has to be the most notorious of iPod accessories over the years. There's not a week that goes by that a reader doesn't send in a tip to this little gem. We've finally gotten our hands on one, assembled it, and put it through some "strenuous" testing for its first-ever review. More »
  • #gadgets

    Custom-Printed Toilet Paper

    We're suckers for anything having to do with the potty, so this custom-printed toilet paper gets a spot at the top of our list. For $12 you can put whatever you want on four rolls a roll of toilet paper, including your least-favorite politician, ex-wife, mother-in-law, corporate logo—anything or anyone you feel like shitting on. Send 'em your 150dpi image and it won't be long until your custom TP arrives at your doorstep, ready for your ass. More »
  • #gadgets

    DIY Toilet Paper Cannon

    If there was ever a task that definitely needed an efficiency boost, it is house TP'ing. This air-powered cannon can launch toiletpaper rolls upwards of 150 feet. It's time to finally show those pesky teachers why you are the man, Fonzie. The building plans for this project will run you $10.61. More »
  • #homeentertainment

    Toilet Paper For Kids

    Kimberly Clark's Cottonelle for Kids has paw prints on four sheets and then an adorable puppy on the fifth, so children can follow the tracks to the dog and tear off the right amount of toilet paper. So cute you'd almost feel bad about using it to clean up poop. More »
  • #homeentertainment

    Black Toilet Paper

    Renova is releasing an all black toilet paper. I have pretty much spent the entire day pondering this concept, dreaming and wondering what kind of advantage using black would have on me and my posterior end. Well after finally reading the Renova press release I have unfortunately come to find out that this toilet paper doesn t have a point. More »