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    Curves: Its my own fault. I knew I shouldnt look at it, but, I did it anyway. You cant go back once you make that decision. You can never go back...... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Let me state, for the record that this is the second Giz post that has made my sphincter clench uncontrollably. This first was this one... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: So having your partner ram the prolapsed 'riod back in with their fist is no longer the right way to do it? more »
    projectvirus: The animation isn't showing in my crappy browser here at work! Could someone describe it in vivid text? If possible poetic prose, but I will also acce... more »
    FrancesTheMute: lol, I wonder who the poor sap was that had to make that animation. Probably the lowest on the totem pole, I'd imagine. more »
    badhatharry: If I never, ever, EVER hear about this again, it will be all right with me. more »
    Epoch: the duct tape in the shot is to strap the kid onto the seat because no one in their right mind would sit on it freely more »
    ripfire: "If you're happy and you know it clap your .... UUUHHH OOOOHHHH!" more »
    Bearded Rapper: Secretly place these in public bathrooms. Heh heh. more »
    Epoch: i'm going to get one of these and bring it with me into public bathrooms. can you imagine? you're trying to take a dump at mcdonalds, and you hear som... more »
  • #toilets

    The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About

    This is how one physician dealt with the problem of using the toilet while battling hemorrhoids. The HemAway toilet seat—because severe butt pain can be a powerful inspiration. [HemAway via Medgadget]
  • #toilets

    Interactive Toilet Scares Kids into Pooping, Hopefully Not in Their Pants

    Have you ever been scared to use the restroom because you're terrified something's going to pop out of the toilet and grab your ass? The Interactive Toilet does that to your children. Sort of. More »
  • #toiletwars

    Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.

    Some students in Denmark have invented a toilet that functions like a punchline in some god awful 90s sitcom. The seat automatically lowers itself after you flush. LOL GENDER WARS OMG. More »
  • #takealoadoff

    Toilet Seat Scale Makes You Feel Five Pounds Lighter

    The best time to weigh yourself is first thing in the morning before you eat and, preferably, after you have used the bathroom. That's where the toilet seat scale comes in. More »
  • #stimulating

    Man Invents Vibrating Toilet Seat That Helps You Enjoy the Magic Moment

    Johnny Henry of Laurel, Mississippi claims that the vibrating toilet seat he has concocted "is designed to stimulate,” he said. “It’s to make you feel good while you are there.” In other words, it seduces and stimulates stubborn bowels into action. Mmmm...sounds like how I would like to spend part of my morning between 8 and 9 am (right after two cups of coffee and something with bran in it). The good news is that Henry has developed a prototype and is already pitching it to investors. With any luck, we will all be chillin' in the bathroom with a vibrating seat and a whole pack of 3 ply sometime soon. [Leader Call via Boing Boing]
  • #gadgets

    Hypercolor Heat-Changing Toilet Shows Who's Been Assing it Up

    Even though we're comfortable with sitting on a toilet seat that someone just vacated (and vacated their bowels on), it still comes as a surprise just how warm that seat is—the ass must be a bit higher than 98 degrees. This thermochromic toilet seat, however, lets you know exactly how warm the seat is, with a bonus effect of showing you exactly which part of the seat was in contact with the previous occupant. As you can see from the picture, the man before was a widey. Almost as good as the hypercolor shirts of yore, which let us know of Kelly's extracurricular activities in a visual manner. [Canadian Design Resource via Boing Boing]
  • #gadgets

    Glowing Toilet Seat Makes Your Deposits Look Really Disgusting

    Luckily most of us at Giz are still young enough not to have to wake up multiple times a night to pee, but when we do reach that stage, we're investing in a Glowing Toilet Seat. Just bright enough so you don't make a mess that our wives we have to clean up in the morning, but not bright enough so you can't fall back asleep without washing your hands thoroughly. More »
  • #gadgets

    Toto Apricot F5A: MP3 Toilet Seat With Ambient Light, Fart Killer

    Once you've installed this Toto toilet seat, all that's left is to decide what songs (or noises) you're going to load up on its embedded MP3 player. Of course, you could go ahead and listen to the pre-loaded sounds of a hummingbird, beach waves and such, but we're thinking perhaps "Working in a Coal Mine" would be more appropriate. More »
  • #gadgets

    Jammin' John Guitarlet: Toilet Seat of the Blues Immortals

    Master guitarists have immense respect for their instruments, coddling them like babies. For example, BB King even named his favorite ax Lucille. The Guitarlet from Jammin' Johns takes that concept down another road, letting you shit on your guitar while surrounded with matching accessories. Get it in natural wood or metallic white, or you can choose an electric guitar model or even a piano. It's $99 for the seat, an additional $99 for all the accessories. More »
  • #gadgets

    Panasonic DL-GWN Toilet Seat Lights Your Pee-Path

    Panasonic makes a foray into the useless toilet seat business, trying to sell this Panasonic DL-GWN device that lights up a bull's-eye in the water at which to aim your stream. Its light has a dual function, also warming the toilet seat, which we can tell you from personal experience is a highly desirable feature, especially in winter. More »