You are telling me no one said this was a bad idea? Has sexual harassment taken us to the point that colleagues cannot say: "Hey, that new Dora toy we're designing looks like a scene from the Borat movie."
My favorite shopper's quote from Amazon...
"I bought this without checking the pictures thoroughly first."
Suuurrrreee you did, David.
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Oh my god. That is great. At first glance, I assumed it was some kind of new sex toy. How can anyone approve such a design?
Ages 5+, more like ages 15+
hrmm... What every little girl needs this holiday! A phallic Dora!
I wonder if this is some sort of specialty market we're just not understanding? Some store where you can buy all these vibrating phallic childrens toys all at once! This one could sit right next to that harry potter broom.
OMG. This is really bad. I mean really FUNNY bad. I'm sure this will be taken off the market once they realize what this looks like!
hmmmm kinda looks like mine if i stuck it in bleach....i should get this for my god brother
look like me penis
hmmm, right down to the flesh color. A toy for young children, riiiight...
-Scott
This is monstrously disturbing, well maybe not that monstrous...
'Requires two AAA batteries'. To do what exactly?
The Dora Dong.
Due to the significant increase in gadgets that uncannilly resemble penises, I think that such items deserve a special category.
You could call it:
- Dongmodo
- Digital Dong
- Penis Purchace
- Phallactica
- UnCircuitSized
I could do this all day:
- Items that look like cocks.
- Now that I think about it, yeah, I DOES look
like a penis.
- Cacktackular
See what I mean.
did anybody else notice there is a whole line of these things? ...i think the "patrick" one is the creepiest...
That naughty Dora... I always knew she was a fun little slut.
Ummmm........
Well, look at it this way, at least it wasn't Gerald McBoing-Boing inside.
A whole new world for Dora to explore.
The product page says "Interactive pet- fun for all."
am assuming now dora the explorer explores her own body as well, teaches kids how to explore theirs as well...right.....
i have one of these that is a powerpuff girl. Makes for some GREAT convo at the office.
Ibelli
You missed the most obvious name....
Orifice Depot
http://www.radioshack.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2467...
This is another Dora product that has a "skin colored" phallic piece. In person, it just looks like a penis for kids to grip. Most of the people that see it, ask why the hell the joystick is skin colored
OK so not only is Donger the Dora Explorer & the like "Y'know... for kids", BUT it's available new and USED...
Couldn't find the Dora Scrubber and Polisher for used Doras... Reckon there's a ummm hole in their marketing?!
I just hope they scapped any plans to film a TV commercial for it.
you can get a pack of 6
http://www.amazon.com/Aquapet-Collector-Pack-Aquapets-Plan...
the dirty dirty perverts
I'll wait for the Ron Jeremy Aquapet to buy one for my wife.
I just had to digg this one:
http://www.digg.com/gadgets/Dora_Explorer_toy_for_ages_5_l...
this is utterly discusting!!! i am very ashamed of all of you who approved this "toy"!!
this is the sickest thing i have ever seen!! i am discusted with all of the "toy" manufactuers who approved of this "toy" being made!!
Looks like they finally stopped selling it. The links dead and when you search for aquapet there are no results.
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