I wish I could be in the room during just one of his next job interviews.

Now if he had changed his FIRST name to Megatron, THAT would've taken some guts...

...And would've been incredibly stupid.

But what he did ranks a close second.

I knew Sunshine Megatron. Sunshine Megatron was a good friend of mine.

You, sir, are no Sunshine Megatron.

Either he's already loaded and doesn't need a job in his future, or he's not planning on having a job other than a low level techie for the rest of his life.

Either way he's a dumbass...

Now him and the guy named Optimus Prime must battle it out!

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His mother must be crying.

Thus ends another chapter in...

"Adventures of the Feeble-Minded"

This is equivalent (literally, in my mind) to changing your name to "Skeletor".

I kinda get the whole "pick my own name now that I'm an adult" thing... but why would anyone choose the name of a consistent LOSER (even a childhood "hero" one)?

First, I hear that someone changed his middle name to Megatron.

Then, I hear he was from Seattle.

Then, I find out that he's someone I've gone drinking with on many occasions.

I wish this were the nerdiest thing I've ever seen him do.

My favorite show when I was little was Thundercats, but for some reason, I don't think the middle name "Snarf" would be nearly as cool.

Now that I think about it, I would probably be mad of my 5 year old son grew up to change his middle name to "Pikachu".

I can just imagine the judge saying to my son, "What would you like to change your name to?" and him yelling, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Somehow...this is still better than Nicholas Cage naming his son Kal-El Cage. Seriously.

Hey, you are permitted to completely omit your middle name or use a middle initial on job apps and paperwork. His middle initial was already M. No big. So now it's just the scary looks thing he has to overcome in an interview...