Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set that handset on vibrate, slip it into the Call Me panty's perfect-sized front pouch, and even telemarketer interruptions will be welcome. Let's take a look at a couple of NSFW videos of these kangaroo-like panties in action, and you get bonus points if you can identify the accent of the sultry camel-toed temptress cooing throughout the steamy demo (NSFW).
Kangaroo-like? I got yer joey, right here. [Techie Diva]









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Accent? It's Israeli... where it's hot... very hot.
I got nothin'. *laughing*
Nice to get cancer down there later in life!
why oh why didn't I think of that first?
reminds me of that movie "the oh in ohio" when parker posey puts her cell phone in her underwear. can i get a thumbs up for mischa barton playing the slutty college girl who sleeps with her professor paul rudd?
No comment...
...just... no, nothing...
***roommate laughing hysterically***
nice camel phone
this would put a mighty unattractive budge in the front of women's pants.
That is just geek fantasy on so many levels...
yes the accent i would say is arabic =D
......what?
That's just..I guess it was only a matter of time.
I watched BOTH videos at work. I like to live dangerously.
Who's that calling?
O its cancer!
@hagrun: but wouldn't it be sweet when someone calls her and after a few seconds of pleasure, she decides to answer and needs to open the pants....
It's fitting to put a bulge in her pants since she has the face of a transexual.
ring tones with lots of bass just went up to $40 on iTunes.
@daveedo: Second the Israeli accent...
I would have thought something like this would have been designed by an Australian, with the marsupial experience and whatnot.
Ah the second video...just watching her..ah..I love life.
Every woman I know occasionally puts her cell phone in her bra, as sometimes we have no where else to keep them. This is especially true during any type of athletic activity. Many time we have no pockets, we dislike belt clips as they dont really hold and we dont like the bulk around our waists, and anything on a lanyard bounces around to much. I would gladly welcome any cell carrier that worked, but I dont think the panty solution is best, even if it does have OTHER advantages. Someone please invent a cell carrier we ladies can really use and like.
Just dont make it pink.
@Curves: I'd be perfectly happy if my bra was comfortable with a cellphone in it. That's what we need! Cellphone bra pockets!
...dude, what the hell? Weird! And that chick looks like a turkey...
Cellphones usually don't quite vibrate long enough for that anyway.
@aussie: The electromagnetic wave kills the bacterias.
She looks odd because she shaved the bump off the top of her nose. Plastic Surgery 101. Long noses are never straight. BTW, as an idiot male I may not realize women like their pubic hair vibrated. I always though the special spot was a little lower. Alas.
@SHoCK: I can't spare my thumbs just now, yup, have to use both hands ;^)
scottish???
@Khuluna: I worry about cell phones in bras due to the cancer risk. Can we carry it near something we dont need, like our appendix?
That voice, and the $299 video production value just ruins it for me...
Is that Sophia Vergara's voice? It sure sounds like her! Who is she? A Colombian hottie!
Call me harder.
@hagrun: I think that is why all those Japanese phones are so slim and small...
@Spaceboy: HaHaHa!
@Khuluna: Amen to the "No More Pink Accesories" mantra. Anything kept in a bra for safety chafes like hell anyways. Armbands are always a nice alternative, anything to reduce bounce.
Now she's NEVER going to answer the phone.
Since you can't hear me from way down that, can I text you instead?
may i be the first to introduce the newest fetish subculture on the net: used pantyphones...soon to appear in japanese vending machines!!
What is her number, I wanna call....I wanna call!
And I thought hot chicks didn't answer my phone calls because they thought I was a nerd.
My phone just went off while I was reading this. I need a cold shower now. SO...UNCLEAN...
If I was a girl, I would calling myself all day....
Here's a funny comment from the original site: [www.techiediva.com] . These will be bought exclusively for use at bachelorette parties, unless your phone really vibrates strongly enough to be an, um, vibrator.
It better have a spill-proof keyboard
@PJK: my thoughts exactly
this is the worst underwear i've ever seen!!
but hey it can also work as a "pocket" for money.
I'll have to make the "call me" part of the commercial into my ringtone. my decent into "dirty" has now surpassed my decent to "alcoholic" and "crazy"! sweet, got some catching up to do!
The practical cheapskate in me wonders if this couldn't be accomplished by wearing two pairs of panties and sticking the phone in between them...
Moroccan?
Another vibrator that utilizes technology to put a smile on your face is the iBuzz. What will they think of next? This devices attaches to your IPod or MP3 Player and the vibrator buzzes to the music. Ooooh la la: [www.pleasuremenow.com]
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