That's uh....

Yeah....

What he said.

Let the stupid horny fanboy comments begin...

(fwiw: not sexy; she looked like a football player in heels)

@CODIFEROUS: Couldn't have said it better, myself.

Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?....

So where do you Gizmodo guys do your research to bring us all the latest "Gadget" news...

@sfokevin: You might want to watch it. That kind of smack-talk brings the Hammer.

And I don't mean MC.

She looks like she could split someone in half.

Ok beyond the awesomeness of the content, the production quality of that video was outstanding. Whoever made that - bravo.

The camera adds like ten pounds so obviously there were like ten or fifteen pointing at her at the same time.

@DaveTyranham: I believe that scene was from the HBO reality series "Cat House". It's a show about hookers in (I believe) the Reno area. I remember seeing this episode with my wife. She asked if something like that is something that geeks would really be in to. I said no and then rambled on about Obi-Wan's sexy cloak and cowl combo.

DAVETYRANHAM: It looks like it is from the HBO or whatever documentary series about the Bunny Ranch outside of Reno.

And did not like... even without pixlating goodness.

WTF!?

Yeah what was with all the pixelation! Were all adults here...

I didn't find too much about Star Wars sexy, but I have shagged some serious tenderlicious whilst it played on in the background. Still though, this was simply disgusting and piglike, and although most sex between most Americans is exactly that (we ARE a country of obese disgusting slobs don't you know) this actually had the opposite effect on me compared with what this hooker was hoping for with her John. - namely, nausea and violent projectile vomiting. Now I have to wipe my screen off and find some mints.

Wow. For the sake of Gizmodo, y'all might wanna change the name of the topic to something like.."jelly beans". Unless, of course, you don't mind the ramifications of giving thousands of internet virgins false hope..and crashing the servers...

Dude wants to fuck a stormtrooper.

Sad

"These are not the whores you're looking for."

"These are not the whores we're looking for. Go about your business. Move along."

My fav part was the fake 'Star Wars-esque' music when she walked out - just different enough to avoid royalties/clearance.

After this video was posted onto Gizmodo, her business has increased tenfold.

The only thing that increased tenfold as a result of that video was my desire to toss a hooker into the Sarlacc pit. Surprisingly, I'm pretty much always looking for a Sarlacc pit and a hooker to throw into it, but this raised my desire to do so. By a factor of ten.

You think she takes it in the Endor?

Ummm. . .slight weapons malfunction.

you know what she should of dressed liek a Wookie, now that would be hot. And she would of meet the part better too!!

All hail apple-fan-boy prostitut dressing as an click wheel!

(so sexy)

horny bastards

Haha, Next we need a "Yoda Stripper!".. hehehe

@Peebert: ROFLMAO

thats kinda gay......, i thought all storm troopers were men, if not the costume is still masculine.

Not as hot as this one:

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Dude, The Commish digs storm troopers? I guess we know how he rolls.

Peebert said:

...I'm pretty much always looking for a Sarlacc pit and a hooker to throw into it...

Every time you do that, someone else will have to throw a virgin into a volcano somewhere, for the sake of balance.

You guys have pretty much given up on allowing folks to read this blog at work haven't you.

You know, all the GAH THAT'S KINDA CREEPY aside, I at least have to give the girl props for being in the spirit of it. Even if it's all for the camera, she's not jaded.

But a cosplay hooker is still just a hooker.

--Mongoose, "Use the Whores, Luke!"

@bombastinator: Until you click through to play the video, there's nothing remarkably NSFW about the post on the main page, so quit yer bitchin' already.

And of course she's into it - do you any idea the amount of cash the women at that brothel rake in? That guy alone probably dropped upwards of $3000, so yeah - she's "into it" as much as she needs.

That doesn't do it for me either but, get me one dressed the Leia slave girl outfit, then the force will be with me!

$3 Grand seems a bit high... But you seem to know what you are talking about...

@ GFX-187

I said the same exact thing, all stormtroopers were men, so, basically, the guy who went to a BROTHEL, went to have fantasy sex WITH A MAN!!!

ooh, and we're considered weird for liking gadgets. At least we don't (okay some of us) have fantasies about having sex with cloned men.

Oh, wait, is that being too geeky knowing the actual provenance of stormtroopers in Star Wars? So, no neck guy has sex with a guy and that's hot?

@sanjsrik:

Well some men like women with guns, I guess this guy likes his women to have a gun and a uniform and come from Star Wars.

Ok I give, that was just plain weird.

ok. My mouth is open and on the floor. I'm shocked.

This is weird--I mean, people have strange fantasies, but this is just freakin weird.

This is the kind of thing that can only happen in California....

Even Las Vegas and Amsterdam doesn't have this.

Wow. I'm gonna have really weird dreams tonight.

I mean of all the star wars characters; princess Leah, Padma, R2D2, he had to pick a stormtrooper? I don't recall any female stormtroopers, so this is some really weird fantasy.

That uniform isnt standard issue, so its just not good enough for me!

Gross. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go scrub those images from my brain.

I no longer believe there is good in the world.

anyone think it is kinda funny that he made her put the helmet back on before he started..."doing the deed"

@Imaria: i totally and fully agree with you

@nosauten: Well, this is actually happening in HBO's series about a legal brothel in Nevada. So, not California.

I can only think of one word... FAT.

When's the last time you saw an out of shape stormtrooper? :)

Dudes fantasizing about 'Cinnamon Roll Leia', 'Slave Girl Leia', 'Braided Leia',or even 'Combat Fatigues Leia' (heck...even Senatorial Mon Mothma) I can understand. Gals fantasizing about Han Solo, Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, or even Wedge I can understand. But who the heck fantasizes about Storm Troopers ?

I guess we who viewed the video should just be glad her Jon didn't have Wookie or Gamorean fantasies. Then she might have just showed up naked...

(sorry...couldn't resist)

I would love to see what the commentor's who pick on these people look like...trash talking the looks of someone, who gets paid to have sex.. Granted she's no 10, but she's having fun and making a lot of money at the same time... I'm quite jealous.. and come on she's even going the extra mile with the costume...i give credit to her for that...

This is from Cat House.

Great series, and that outfit was awesome.

My dream is to be the guy that runs the Bunny Ranch. Pure hedonistic lifestyle. There is nothing finer.

"These aren't the droids we're looking for"

Uhhh.. nice stock music... (barf)

@DaveTyranham: hbo. that's cathouse or whatever the show is.

@remf3: beat me to it.

@sfokevin: its las vegas and she's a famous prostitute/porn star, and its an hbo show, they drop more than 3k on those ladies.

weird.

This goes way past unnerving.
I'll be trying all day to completely and utterly erase this memory from my brain...

there would've been only one episode of star wars if this was used.

aren't you a little slutty to be a stormtrooper?

This is what we needed to clarify the "where do storm troopers come?" question... I hope this video gets distributed to Imperial Schools around the galaxy with a voice over:
"When a Storm Trooper Dad went on a permit he goes to the Imperial Trooperettes which can fake love and then..."

There are not enough WTF's on the internets for this.

tits or gtfo.

Not to sound a completely old school perv, but I would pick the Princess Leia slave bikini outfit, and not a stormtrooper outfit.

Hmmm, speaking of which I have a friend who owns a gold bikini, who would look great in that slave outfit - and she has two cats who look like ewoks to boot... I wonder how much I would have to bribe her...

@bombastinator: Dude, I read the GIZ at work all the time. If they are to fucking stupid to hire a competent IT staff and to give me free reign. Eh. Shit, Id still bring my VAIO in with my Rev A card and still look at this shit in company time. Fuck the man.

The human species never fails to surprise me when it comes to sinking to an all new low.

@geraldo: I think the slave bikini Leia was too obvious for this guy.

boo to censor ship in the freakin internet

Well, all the good lines were taken (BTW, I never saw under that many storm trooper suits, so I wouldn't assume that all were male)... As Yoda said, "There is no try..."