So much in love with shiny new toys, it's unnatural.
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These are about the creepiest cellphone accessories we've ever seen: Androgynous babies tied up S&M style dangling from your cellphone. The disturbingly satisfied Kewpie Dolls are available with five different rope colors for about $6. If you wanna feel really icky, check out the promo shot after the jump, which makes the orgy above look PG: There's fire, drugs and Kewpies. Seriously.
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WTF.. that just looks wrong in so many ways..
All that's missing is a sharpie to draw in the ball gag with. Your choice of colors.
those are nice knots. i would get one just to see other peoples reactions.
Why do I get the feeling something like this would get you landed in jail in N. America?
The safety word is FLŰGGÅЭNK∂€ČHIŒβØLSÊN
The keychain alone has like 10 degrees of wrong. Put in that second pic, it goes 10fold.
Now, make one it like one of those pencil erase ends... and mass histeria will ensue.
Look man, what happens in Vegas...
@strider_mt2k: ...except that the above happened in Cleveland.
prudes!
That shit is HOT . Dunno what all the fuss is about....
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