Here's DARPA's Hilariously Endearing Birthday Card to Itself

Why is DARPA's terrifying humanoid robot having such a good time twirling sparklers around like its flying on ecstasy? Because 56 years ago, the Advanced Research Projects Agency was born. (It only got the "Defense" in its name later) Happy birthday DARPA! Just, uh, please don't give Atlas a wish. Bad idea.