The new iPhones look like crap

The new iPhones look like crap

Gold or Graphite (or Russian Gangsta and Bland, if you will.) Those may be the new—and only?—iPhone 5S colors. The gold iPhone is clearly the worst offender but the grapshite doesn't look very good either. It actually looks a bit like the original iPhone, but without any of its charm. If this is really the entire lineup, it's going to be quite an underwhelming release.

The new iPhones look like crap

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Pending approvalOriginal post by Brian Barrett on Gizmodo

If There's a Graphite iPhone 5S, It Had Better Look Nicer Than This

If There's a Graphite iPhone 5S, It Had Better Look Nicer Than This

Apple rumormonger du jour Sonny Dickson has outed the latest in a series of reputed scoops: An iPhone 5S in not white, black, or gold, but graphite. It sounds potentially lovely! It looks... not so much. Which is why it seems particularly unlikely that this is the real deal.

While there's almost no question that a gold iPhone 5S will be unveiled on September 10th—along with an iPhone 5c rainbow—those devices have been presaged by a steady trail of leaked components and educated whispers. This graphite model, on the other hand, comes fully formed out of the clear blue sky. That's fishy!

Even that wouldn't fully disqualify it from being a well-kept Cupertino secret, though. Nor would the fact that an image like this is terrifically easy to photoshop, or that a product like this could very easily be a knock-off. No, what seems most damning about the graphite iPhone 5S seen here is that it's just so darn unappealing.

The silver itself is fine, but the harsh contract with the black ends makes very little aesthetic sense. Even if Apple did make a prototype or two—and who knows? maybe that's what this is—it seems unlikely that it would have made it past Jony Ive's desk (and trash bin).

If There's a Graphite iPhone 5S, It Had Better Look Nicer Than This

The gold-on-white scheme isn't necessarily much better, but at least it's less noticeable.

Yes, stranger things have come out of Apple, and yes, this could well be part of the iPhone 5S lineup a couple of weeks from now. But that doesn't change the fact that we're mighty skeptical about this particular leak—which could raise some eyebrows about Sonny's other scoops.

If There's a Graphite iPhone 5S, It Had Better Look Nicer Than This

[Sonny Dickson]

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