Seattle’s Archie McPhee, and its online store, are packed full of thousands of gags, toys, and novelties that will make you ask “why?” But if you can’t see why a pair of tiny rubber feet you can wear on your fingers are pure genius, then you have clearly let your inner child slip away.


Four bucks for a matching pair of left and right feet just two-inches long is an absolute steal. They’ll liven up any dinner party with a stolen bit from Charlie Chaplin, or make your next game of table top soccer far more realistic.

There are hundreds of uses for a pair of tiny feet that we won’t even begin to list, and not because those are the only two we could think of. Trust us, there has to be more. [Archie McPhee via Laughing Squid]

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