How deeply does Nintendo's tendrils penetrate Japanese society? So deeply that this wanted poster was spotted in Kanagawa, and instead of a traditional composite sketch, what's that we have there? A Mii portrait??

No word on the suspect's Wii fit rating, or his preference of dogs vs. cats, in Everybody Votes, but, goddamn, I don't think any joke can improve on this. There it is, too good to be true. [Zaeega via Kotaku, Danny Choo]