When's the last time you put all your eggs in one basket? Probably never. But! When's the last time you put all your data in one hard drive? Probably right now (you gotta learn better backup habits). And though we know that practice makes perfect and that patience is a virtue, what actually applies to real life is that Photoshop makes perfect and waiting for a page to load is a virtue.

Because we've screwed over all our idioms by inventing kick ass technology that has replaced things that used to make sense, Doghouse Diaries is back with another list of popular sayings and phrases translated to make sense in a constant world of computers, the Internet, e-mail habits and more. The original list of updated sayings is here. [Doghouse Diaries]