Part of our problem with 3D anything is that the glasses make you look kind of silly. Even in the dark. Which is why I almost love these Transformer 3D glasses—if you're gonna look dorky, own it.

The masks—fitted with the same RealD lenses you pick up at the theater—are available in either Bumblebee or Optimus Prime models for ten bucks, and meant for both pretending to be a Transformer, and, well, watching 3D movies. Any 3D movie! Not just Transformers 3! Phew. Look for them in May before you roll out.