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@The Lab: Anyone that doesn't know that increasing the drag on an engine by forcing it to generate more electricity will decrease the fuel economy doesn't need to go to college--he'll never be an engineer if he doesn't understand TANSTAAFL."
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I can't believe anyone can enjoy the smell of cigarette smoke [though some pipe tobaccoes smell really good] but I've gone with a few girls who smoke and got a kick out of starting their fags for them [and kissing a girl who smokes is a nasty kinky thrill all it's own]."
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If I had a desk job I'd probably get fired for making strange noises just to watch it try to create water patterns to match.
The design is ugly, but I'd still like to have one for the hours of fun I'd get from it."
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Actually, that's not unreasonable for a "real replica", especially if it recoils [though what kind of recoil would it have?] Depending on the expected sales, for amortizing the molds for the plastic components, it shouldn't cost $5 to make, maybe less, but that doesn't mean anything--it's all about perceived value."
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1] If you know about it, then it shouldn't be written up, because it wastes your time, and obviously, YOU'RE the most important person reading this.
2] If it has been written up since you started reading the site, then it shouldn't be written up again, because [see #1]
3} If it's something that has been written up on any other site that you have read, then it shouldn't be written up here, because [see #1]
4] If it involves Apple [especially iPhone], Sony, Microsoft, or any other company you especially dislike, then it shouldn't be written up again, because [see #1]
5] If it involves Apple [especially iPhone], Sony, Microsoft, or any other company you especially like [you're a fanboy], then it should be written up again, because [see #1]
5a] When someone objects because of #4, you should show your knowledge of obscenities by calling them as many as possible.
6] You should be registered and read the site every time it's updated so you can complain about these or any other features you dislike about the site, because it shows you are [I'm not sure what, but it's something you obviously want others to think you are.
7] Those people that read the site because of interesting information that appears on it, and read the comments for the occasional additional information, and the occasional humor, should be ignored because they are of no importance what so ever except to be shown that obviously, YOU'RE the most important person reading this.
I know that I've wasted a lot of people's time with this, and you will complain about this, because [see #1]"
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