PS - Rabid Penguin, you've never read the Bible, so who d'ya think you're fooling? However, they do have versions with pictures now, so you've still got a chance.

All the rest of you religion-haters: You're all right: Life has absolutely no purpose, your grandmother was a monkey and your great-grandmother was a protozoa, and the most important thing you can do right now is to b*tch on every Gizmodo post about politics and environmental unfriendliness and whether or not other people believe in the Bible. Or not. If we ARE post-protozoan monkey offspring, and we are all going to cease to exist anyway, why are you complaining? Religion is either a lie that makes people happy, or it's the truth, and Atheism doesn't afford it's followers either of those luxuries.

Adolf Hitler would be proud.

You jackasses need to do a reality check. There are just as many a-holes in other countries, but when the size of the populations are taken into account, it turns out there's a higher percentage of a-holes in smaller countries. PLUS, how many other countries have teenagers who are taking it upon themselves to travel to other countries on service missions, building homes and digging wells, or to earn enough money on their own to establish a school in Africa? AMERICANS do these kinds of things. The rest of the world sits back on their tiny plot of land that we wrested from the hands of their enemies for them at some point in the past 200 years... and complains about Americans. Piss on you, ingrates.

"Man your tits are huge, Hi, how's it going? Seriously, those are awesome, Can I buy you a drink? Wow, mmm-mmm-mmm, What would you like? Boobiiiiiies..." Etc.

@ Curves: Yeah, I think our mouths were intentionally installed as brain-filters.

Yeah, it's funny how religious "theories" that have been fairly constant for thousands of years are so inferior to scientific THEORIES that have changed on an almost daily basis for thousands of years. What dummies! Don't they know you're only cool if you jump on the most recently touted scientific bandwagon?!? Religious theories are just mythology, but scientific theories are TRUE!

I use a Palm Pilot precisely because I DON'T want a Windows OS. This sucks.

Religion is dumb! All hail science!

#1: Watch your d*mn kid.

#2: If you did #1, and he still ends up sneaking away and getting himself stuck in the "Lucky Dip," this is not an acceptable excuse to get out of having his @$$ beaten.

Moral of the story: Act like a *parent* and your kids will behave.

You mean, they would give it "the Big Thumb" up.

:)

Daversa: Yes, that's the graphic they chose because it shows a traditionally dressed Navajo next to a traditional Navajo dwelling, called a hoghan. When I lived there about 13 years ago, some people still lived in them: dirt floors, no windows or glassless windows, one room, heated with a wood-burning stove, etc...

Spyderwoahman: Thank you for pointing out that modern-day Indians have a stronger position than just begging for handouts: the US government signed treaties making official policies and promises to Indian people that they must still uphold. Of course, when they made those promises they thought we would all be dead within 20 years, but we're still here, so pay up!

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...and then think again.

Thank you.

How thoughtful.

That couldn't be because more crime happens in those areas, right? It's probably just because the police are racist. Like the outcry a few years ago about too many black criminals in the news, as though the news reporters were choosing the color of the people they reported on. Grow up, people.

These are for the new "War on Filesharing" that was declared recently. That way, when they detonate your computer no one will be able to gather up any of the pieces and somehow extrapolate an illegal MP3.