ARVash commented on KFC Hands You Biscuits And Says "Here. This Is Just So You'll Get The Fuck Outta' Here!"

"@iMike: What do you propose that they eat the chicken alive?"

ARVash commented on Publix Helpfully Suggests That You Shop At Winn-Dixie

"@ltlbbynthn: Obviously you've never been to MY house, we rub pets on EVERY bit of food being prepared."

ARVash commented on Want Safe Skies? Strap This Remote-Controlled Stun Device To Yourself!

"Another point is this."

ARVash commented on Want Safe Skies? Strap This Remote-Controlled Stun Device To Yourself!

"I can't wait till some budding crazy electrical engineer reverse engineers this device and effectively causes image 5 to come into effect. In all seriousness; that would probably be one of the FIRST things to happen to this device. Rule Number 1: Do not strap remote controlled weapons to people. Rule Number 2: Minimize the amount of electronics you give to flight-goers; that is if you want to reduce plane bombings.... I mean seriously if it can electrocute people, couldn't it also detonate an inconspicuous non-liquid explosive, or set fire to the plane???! This gets the Golden Brick brain award."

ARVash commented on Spray on Skin Gun Shoots Stem Cells To Heal Your Open Wounds

"You guys forget that stem cells don't JUST come from babies right?"

ARVash commented on Chinese Farmer Flies Self-Built Airplane, Doesn't Wet Pants

"[www.ifgogo.com] Just found out, this is real."

ARVash commented on 65-foot-high Lego Cathedrals Store 19 Billion Pieces a Year

"Not trying to be overcritical here, but the term Cathedral is reserved for the "Chair of the Bishop" So where the heck is the bishop of this lego cathedral and I want to see his hat!"

ARVash commented on Blizzard Splashwatch - Day Three

"I vote on the Warcraft IV idea, they've got the engine."

ARVash commented on Blizzard Website Teasing Something Cold

"The image name is Ice1; insinuating that this is one of a series of ice images, I'd keep a watch on this. The runes look WC3 ish I'm going to say either new WOW; or WC4."

ARVash commented on Sunwave CSR Isn't Rude, He's Offering You An Education

"I can tell you from experience with nerds, that this guy is one of them; and he looks like he's honestly trying to help, while being abit condescending. He was right, the user could do anything he wanted with scripts, including screw up his own server."

ARVash commented on HP Employee Slices Birthday Cake, Fanboy Hearts With MacBook Air

"@tex1ntux: Or for you Gentoo users out there emerge -avDN senseofhumor"

ARVash commented on California Ford Dealership Radio Ad Tells Non-Christians To "Sit Down And Shut Up"

"@donkeyjote: Yup Catholic here; and I chortle at the protestants every time they freak out :P."

ARVash commented on Planika Fires Lets You Stoke the Flames Without the Smoke

"They're probably burning Polymethyl methacrylate [en.wikipedia.org] Or some other similar material, it turns into H2O and CO2."

ARVash commented on BLUE Bowl Shines Light on Your Fruit to Stop the Rot

"Ultraviolet light can be used to prevent mold. [www.inventgeek.com]"

ARVash commented on Bayonetta Sells Itself In 36 Seconds

"Err..."

ARVash commented on Rubik's World Still A Mystery

"Ermm there are actually 26 cubelets."

ARVash commented on UK Mother Blames Nintendo For Badly-Behaved Kids

"Give them a lump of Gold or 150 bucks, tell them not to separate the 150 and I'd like to see them act any differently. How did she expect them to act?!"

ARVash commented on Round 10: CompUSA Vs DirecTV

"I voted CompUsa, everything was overpriced and broken."