AmericanSplendor commented on The Downsized Employee

"Now I know who's to blame for the inanity that can pop up over on Jezzie."

AmericanSplendor commented on LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)

"Halp!"

AmericanSplendor commented on John Krasinski Vs. Eric Stoltz In A Muppet-Off For The Ages

"Muppet arms, ftw."

AmericanSplendor commented on Splenda And Several Other Products That Could Potentially Murder Your Insides

"@philoclea: I have officially weaned myself off of sugar in the coffee by now (20)."

AmericanSplendor commented on Spencer Pratt Is A Leader, Not A Follower

"he@katekate is squared: I tried to explain the concept of tool to my ex-bf, and he really couldn't understand until I mentioned Spencer from the Hills."

AmericanSplendor commented on Anthropologie "Adorned": Critters & Kids Steal The Spotlight From Bags & Baubles

"@mepo: Man, i love wearing color, but yellow will never look good on me, unless I'm super tan."

AmericanSplendor commented on Anthropologie "Adorned": Critters & Kids Steal The Spotlight From Bags & Baubles

"See, in the first picture all I could see was YELLOW TIGHTS YELLOW TIGHTS YELLOW TIGHTS! A black woman once told me I had no business wearing yellow, because I'm so pale, and damn if that isn't the best piece of advice I've ever received."

AmericanSplendor commented on Even 3 Emmys Can't Protect Tina Fey From an Onslaught of Sarah Palin Questions

"Journalists love playing "This Thing Looks Like That Thing," I just wish they'd play "This Think Looks Like a Really Really Bad Idea." Thanks GOP for whipping our media into shape!"

AmericanSplendor commented on Fashion Designers Are Small Minded About Plus Sizes

"I found a brand of jeans that fit me (I'm a 12) and they don't make higher than that, like everyone else."

AmericanSplendor commented on Experts Question The Cost Effectiveness Of HPV Vaccine

"@Dear Manic Pixie Dream Girl: I was fully informed about the ongoing risk of HPV infection when I received the vaccination."