Parker. A commented on Japanese DVD Program Teaches Confidence By Staring At Women For 96 Minutes

"@apeguero: Excellent idea."

Parker. A commented on Japanese DVD Program Teaches Confidence By Staring At Women For 96 Minutes

"fap fap fap"

Parker. A commented on MIT Nanomesh Paper Towel is the Last Quicker Picker Upper You'll Ever Need

"The penguins and baby seals rejoice.."

Parker. A commented on NASA Phoenix Lander Finds Water On Mars!

"So what is next?"

Parker. A commented on Steampunk Tea Pots Are Very Rust-Tea

"@nwjerseyliz: uh..WHAT?"

Parker. A commented on Motorola + Kodak's 5-Megapixel Cameraphone Leaked Shots

"I like it."

Parker. A commented on Steampunk Tea Pots Are Very Rust-Tea

"Where is the link to by that mofo?"

Parker. A commented on Gizmodog Drugs Addy, Attacks Jesus and Mario, Takes Over Sunday Column

"Cancel the Evil Robot Overlords."

Parker. A commented on Virtual Fitting Room Turns You Into An Online Paper Doll

"Will this help the 350 lb."

Parker. A commented on Planika Fires Lets You Stoke the Flames Without the Smoke

"@bosskev: Why not just go with the old electric charged barbwire fence to create a toddler barrier?!? Fire is good."

Parker. A commented on NYU Student Creates Virtual Girlfriend—Shame She's Only 2D

"Can I replace the girlfriend pic with an alien pic, or an polished aluminum girl gadget touch thing with an Apple logo on it, to sleep next to?"

Parker. A commented on Revolve is a New Spin on Power Strip Design

"I followed the jump to the Kinetic phone."

Parker. A commented on Microsoft Offers Mega-Discount on WinXP to Low-Cost Laptop Makers

"@akmarksman: Education leads to better choices leads to higher quality of life. Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day."

Parker. A commented on World's First High-Def Train Simulator Makes Train Operating Uber-Realistic

"@AndrewJayPollack: Microsoft Train Simulator."

Parker. A commented on Tiny Surgical Instruments Suck Appendix Out of Your Stomach and Into Your Mouth

"@sfokevin: True."

Parker. A commented on Use Lye To Deal With Dead Relatives, Unclog Drains

"@skiterr: Along with the rest of the general nursing home population. What are the possible commercial applications for Soylent Brown?"

Parker. A commented on Tiny Surgical Instruments Suck Appendix Out of Your Stomach and Into Your Mouth

"Let's hope the doctor knows the difference between an appendix and an testicle!"

Parker. A commented on Ultra-Shapable E-Ink Becomes Reality This Fall

"Anything that brings me closer to cheap flexible screens to cover my walls, my furniture, my wife, my dog."