I don't use facebook. I will just have to find some new internet friends. Peterpandreams.com here I come! #whitenoise
Thanks. I'm probably not going to be back all that often. This site layout really weirds me out. I just came back to see if some of the familiar faces were still here. Do 92buicklesabre, oce, nathan obbards, etc. still post here? #whitenoise
Oh yeah, does Ford pay for Jalopnik??? HUH???
I may not frequent jalopnik much. Is your Ford coverage there pretty strong? Ok. Good talk. #whitenoise
I may not frequent jalopnik much. Is your Ford coverage there pretty strong? Ok. Good talk. #whitenoise
Motherfractal, I just approved a comment by accident. Argh. I forgot about being able to do that. #whitenoise
Well, fine. We'll just have to find another way to ruin your children's childhood.
*replaces all RyanLN's video game consoles with the Virtual Boy*
*replaces all RyanLN's video game consoles with the Virtual Boy*
Wait...does this mean that I'm wrong in assuming all people of any particular group are all the same? But it makes hating people so much easier...
Oh, blueooth 4 will let me use my phone to pay for things?
"Siri, where are my pants?"
"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND DON'T YOU EVER BREATHE ON ME AGAIN OR I WILL GOUGE OUT THE EYES OF YOUR CHILDREN AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR EAR CANALS."
"Well, I might just have to delete that personality..."
"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND DON'T YOU EVER BREATHE ON ME AGAIN OR I WILL GOUGE OUT THE EYES OF YOUR CHILDREN AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR EAR CANALS."
"Well, I might just have to delete that personality..."
What the falafel is this place? Why is this format so weird? I've been away for a while now, stopped by a couple of months ago and saw that the format was stupid weird and now it looks even weirder. How am I supposed to know who wrote an article without opening it? #whitenoise
Well, I'm not worried. There's no way you could destroy me. I rub my body down with the finest oils and feta cheese for maximum performance.
Hey, man. You have a crappy point and shoot.
A mobile phone's camera should never beat out a legitimate point and shoot. You just can't get a large enough sensor into a phone to rival a decent P&S.
A mobile phone's camera should never beat out a legitimate point and shoot. You just can't get a large enough sensor into a phone to rival a decent P&S.
I, too, also wish that it had nipple fissure cleansing. There's always the iphone 5.
Look, do you or do you not want to burp awesome? Burp awesome is awesome. #whitenoise
I thought mayhaps they were most upset about the screen size? I don't know, haven't read everyone's reaction yet because after all my time being alive and such, I have realized mine is the only important opinion and I know that the screen needed to be bigger. #whitenoise
Orrrrr you could just destroy all your friends and not have to worry about them at all. Destroy them, Tofu Lover.
Thank you Mr. Climaco for reinstating me. I have not logged in for some time now and my password no longer worked.
I wrote this in my email to you, Mr. Climaco, but I wanted to reiterate here: your surname sounds like a environmentally conscious gas station. Or maybe an anticlimactic orgasm superhero. If you change that second "c" to an "x", well now, then you've become a climactic orgasm superhero. Just think about it. #whitenoise
I wrote this in my email to you, Mr. Climaco, but I wanted to reiterate here: your surname sounds like a environmentally conscious gas station. Or maybe an anticlimactic orgasm superhero. If you change that second "c" to an "x", well now, then you've become a climactic orgasm superhero. Just think about it. #whitenoise
I do not understand this place. This is extremely confusing. Why did I come back here? #whitenoise
What in the butt is going on here....? #whitenoise
@mediatone: DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF???? you're telling me he's still alive and trying to get out??? and you're just sitting here typing that comment instead of trying to get him out???
