ArcticLotus commented on Castration Anxiety: Why Men Are Fixated With Pretty Girls Breaking Consoles

"@SJRNWT: And apparently they are fixated on DUMB pretty girls... I know we are a rare breed, but do yourselves a favor and find a girl that threatens to kick your ass at Halo or Mario Kart when you get in an argument rather than one that threatens to destroy your XBox/PS3/Penis."

ArcticLotus commented on What Do You Do When You Find a Lost Cellphone?

"I feel guilty just from glimpsing my husband's email subject lines when he forgets to log out of gmail on our home computer.."

ArcticLotus commented on A Little Bad Romance

"@Brian Moreno: You are my hero."

ArcticLotus commented on Girl Smashes Her Boyfriend's Xbox 360, Clearly in a Great Relationship

"over-tanned, over-bleached, fake fake fake."

ArcticLotus commented on The Definition of Evil: Microsoft's Search Wars Hurt Us All

"what ever happened to freedom of information? oh, right. someone sold out."

ArcticLotus commented on Microsoft Courier's Swipes, Snips and Scribbles: The Leaked Interface

"@stifflittlefinger: is that the Chuck Norris reboot?"

ArcticLotus commented on Unnecessary Upgrades: Accelerometer-Controlled Marble Maze

"@unique172: i dunno, i always tried playing with a real marble maze at my daycare center and the kid before me had just re-broken it for the 52nd time.."

ArcticLotus commented on Apple Exec Wants You To Puke All Over His Mind-Bending Backyard Deck

"@LoganAdams: i'm originally from Alaska, my backyard wouldn't fit in your state."