Comments from Asvetic

Asvetic commented on Women Avoid Cycling Due To "Helmet Hair" • Ex-Mormon Gives $1M To Support Gay Marriage

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:49:24 EDT

My landlord was talking to me about helmet hair the other day. He refused to ride his bike to work because of it. He's a competitive bicycler and only lives 2 miles away. At the end of this talk, another gentleman came into his office, adored in bicycle garb and helmet. As he removed his helmet, the point was solidified, as shocks of hair scattered about.

Asvetic commented on Somebody's Getting Mah-Reeeed!

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:34:58 EDT

Congrats... I hope this doesn't mean the end of Pot Psychologists though.

Asvetic commented on "Why Are Lesbians Often Fatter Than Straight Women?"

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:19:58 EDT

To the jerkin' off dude... I suggest microfiber anything...

Asvetic commented on I Think I Hate Fashion Week

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:06:09 EDT

I always marvel at how the lowest paid goon is the most powerful person you'll deal with at these things.

Asvetic commented on Concrete-Jet Printer Gets Caterpillar Funding: Print-Out Houses on the Way

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:47:42 EDT

Is there cement available that dries instantaneously?

Asvetic commented on When Political Cross-Branding Goes Horribly Wrong

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:34:53 EDT

What's more offensive is the excessive drop-shadow filter they used to outline the shirt.

Asvetic commented on The Daily Show: Palin Is "Able To Make The Choice She Doesn't Really Want Other People To Have"

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:17:20 EDT

Her impersonation of Bristol Palin was spot-on. Give that woman an Oscar!

Asvetic commented on Women In Guyland: Torn Between "Effortless Perfection" And Being One Of The "Bros"

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:15:08 EDT

I wonder how similar things would be if it was about a straight dude infiltrating the land of women.

Asvetic commented on Ask The Internet? Um, No Thanks.

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:23:37 EDT

I just checked with the internet, apparently avuncular actually means:
1 : of or relating to an uncle
2 : suggestive of an uncle especially in kindliness or geniality

I mean, I'm just saying. It's possible the internet is wrong.

Asvetic commented on A Guided Tour of the $1,000 'I Am Rich' iPhone App

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:07:13 EDT

@jblaismacfan: I think you're right, cause the guy in the video seems pretty douchey to me.

Asvetic commented on Elle Writer "Didn't Plan To Be The Poster Boy For Male Recklessness"

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:59:32 EDT

Just like to say, nice article InternAnna, well written!

Asvetic commented on Karl Lagerfeld: Sauvignon Blank

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:59:43 EDT

So THAT's the voice of K109 The Studio on GTA4.

Asvetic commented on America's 15 Hardest Drinking Cities

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:46:31 EDT

I don't know how a Pennsylvania city made it on this list... with the outrageous liquor laws in PA, it's hard enough getting a drink, let alone drunk.

Stupid PA liquor laws!!!

Asvetic commented on Pardon Me, Waiter? My "Coffee" Is Actually Hot Soy Sauce

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:44:40 EDT

@Youthier: @Smooooth: Yeah, this should be an Above and Beyond!

Asvetic commented on 5 Ways To Prevent Your Son From Turning Into A Date Rapey Alcoholic Douchebag

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:19:52 EDT

Destroy Tucker Max... he's a backwards-evolving disgrace to the human race.

Asvetic commented on Loose Lips

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:43:49 EDT

I'll attest that aside from Dasha's natural tresses, she's got a very naturally pleasant derriere. Which is more than I can say for Hugh's current harem.

Asvetic commented on Greyhound Pulls "Bus Rage" Ad After Passenger Beheaded, Cannibalized

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:21:29 EDT

@North of 49: Not to admonish the seriousness of the incident, but the teenage that bought the laptop has some serious negotiating abilities. From $600 to $60 is a major bargain.

Asvetic commented on Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory Gives You A Rotten Apple, Then Calls Security

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:59:04 EDT

I've never heard of Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory until I read the stories about them on this site... I will however NEVER eat at one should I come across their stores in the future.

God that is disgusting.

Asvetic commented on JetBlue To Charge $7 For Pillow-Blanket Kit

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:18:52 EDT

Haha, I think I know that girl in the photo. What a strange feeling.

Asvetic commented on Nintendo Sues Piracy-Enabling R4 Cart, R4 Sales Predictably Skyrocket

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:30:11 EDT

I want one and I don't even have a DS.

Asvetic commented on Bush Signs Massive Mortgage Relief Bill

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:51:32 EDT

Awesome, my tax dollars at work. Hey, Bush I've got some college loans I'd love paid off... any help there?!

Asvetic commented on We Review Drank, The "Anti-Energy" Drank

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:19:12 EDT

Gotta love this hard hitting investigative reporting...

Asvetic commented on The Mini Cooper In A Nutshell

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:02:46 EDT

@A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: Concur, along with the Cabrio, it's the perfect little girlie car.

Asvetic commented on Mint Adds Loans, Mortgages, CC APR Changes

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:53:31 EDT

No support for the Federal Gov's Direct Loans though.

Asvetic commented on Badvertising

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:17:07 EDT

Give a new meaning to "My Goodness, My Guinness"...

Anyway, it's not paid for by Guinness, was not green lit by Guinness, nor does it respect the brand that Guinness has built. It's only a matter of time before Guinness and their lawyer's succeed in pulling this FAKE Ad down and slapping the director for brand libel

a little more info: [commercial-archive.com]

Asvetic commented on Mad Men: Where Blatant Sexism Meets Chivalry

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:16:15 EDT

Damnit, I missed the premiere... boy, this seems a lot more loaded than the first season. INTENSE!

Asvetic commented on Jada Pinkett Smith: Hawaii Five-Iron

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:00:29 EDT

I'm a dirt ball, but that's definitely a driver not a 5-iron.

Asvetic commented on "Do You Have Any Vibrator Recommendations?"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:34:04 EDT

This bit needs to be so much longer... 7 minutes just isn't enough time... give us a 30 minute show! We'll love it!!!

Asvetic commented on Screw Basket-Weaving, I'm Going To Personal Finance Summer Camp

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:25:58 EDT

@louveciennes: I concur. Greatest 80's Camp Movie ever...

Asvetic commented on Mad Aussie Guy Catching a Marlin from Helicopter

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:07:46 EDT

Fake or not, it was one of the coolest videos I've seen in a while... much better than that ball girl with the super jump.

Asvetic commented on Artist Marilyn Minter shot

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:50:10 EDT

@graham_but_not_a_cracker: No, that's a photograph. Here's more from the series... all photographs

[www.artnet.com]

Asvetic commented on Georgia Woman Turns Engagement Lemons Into Lemonade Cold Hard Cash

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:15:10 EDT

I wonder if she would have had a case at all if she didn't quit her high paying job and move out of her Florida home?

Asvetic commented on Lily Allen's Bikini Shopping Is Not Going Swimmingly

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:48:26 EDT

Bikini why? She'll just take it off once she gets to the beach/yacht party...

Asvetic commented on EBoost Media Calls Rogier A "Faggot" And A "Queer"

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:19:31 EDT

I'm not buying it. I've known some really drunk girls in my lifetime and the first girl didn't sound drunk... the second definitely did. I'm sure that in the course of 5 minutes Denette pounded like 12 beers or a whole bottle of vodka, but I doubt it.

Asvetic commented on The Best, Weirdest, and Most Wonderful Gadget Designs of 2008

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:35:05 EDT

What's actually for sale on this list and where can I buy it?!

Asvetic commented on Batman...Uh, I Mean John Connor is About to Waste This Terminator

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:03:51 EDT

Obama for a Terminator Free Future!