Atrocious commented on What Caused This Galaxy's Power Surge?

"And there within that ill-fated galaxy, upon a world which eerily parallels our own Earth yet far, far more advanced in science, the residents sadly achieved the zenith of their civilization when they dared peer into the very soul of the universe and unleashed in one sudden ghastly fury the unimaginable energies that lie hidden within the substance known to us as bacon."

Atrocious commented on The Perfect Gift For the Physicist Who Thinks In Ten Dimensions

"I don't know."

Atrocious commented on Full-Scale, Customizable Lunar Lander Replica For Sale

"Customizable? So...how much would OnStar and a rear bumper camera tack on?"

Atrocious commented on Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats

""HAL, open the pod bay doors!" "I'm sorry Dave."

Atrocious commented on Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan

"@Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: Salvage 1, FTW!"

Atrocious commented on Our Galaxy In Turmoil: The Milky Way's Frozen Energy Monster

"God's nocturnal emissions?"

Atrocious commented on Gyrowheel Gyroscopic Bicycle Wheel Will Eliminate Training Wheels

"@Homerjay is utterly alone.: Apparently it goes up to XI."

Atrocious commented on Destroying A Credit Card, In Fifteen Easy Cuts

"@pb5000: You know...somebody is going to find those diapers in your trash and report you to Child Protective Services for feeding your kid plastic."

Atrocious commented on When We All Pledged Our Love To Doctor Who

"@Srynerson: I'm sure they're OK with it."

Atrocious commented on When We All Pledged Our Love To Doctor Who

"The truly shocking thing to me is that I may be some or perhaps even all of those people. Not only then, but now as well."