B commented on Spray on Skin Gun Shoots Stem Cells To Heal Your Open Wounds

""I am fully charged!""

B commented on Conceptual "Wiimote in 2010" Mixes Fantasy with More Fantasy

"looks like a dildo"

B commented on Conceptual "Wiimote in 2010" Mixes Fantasy with More Fantasy

"SEXY - ANARCHICERROR"

B commented on Road Runner Troubles: Is It Us?

"Big assed jew controlled corporations always have the dumbest least accountable person be customer-facing."

B commented on Iron Man and Dark Knight Collectibles Are Super-Detailed Comic Book Hotness

"Screw Batman's head, I want his motorcycle."

B commented on Rare Bill Gates Photos, Narrated by Bill Gates

"This is when he stole DOS, Umm I mean Invented Windows."

B commented on Take a Peek Under the Hood as Firefox Renders Websites Visually

"As far as google can tell, the original videos come from this Japanese guy: [gyu.que.jp] It uses the language 'processing' (processing.org) to do the display."

B commented on Review: Scrubbing Bubbles Automatic Shower Cleaner is the Worst Gadget I Have Ever Used In My Entire Life

"These things are actually great, but the trick is that you have to drill a hole in the top of the bottle and fill it with generic dollar store Tilex..."

B commented on Panasonic's Pa-Look Fluorescent Bulbs Get Lit Fast

"@Jones91: Here's an idea..."

B commented on The 3G iPhone Is Official, July 11th Starting at $199

"The iPhone 3G requires iTunes 7.7!"

B commented on Transportation Bill Gives $45 Million To Maglev Project, Sets It Up For Fail

"Nice how you spun the story into an attack on President Bush, somehow neatly forgetting the Democrat-controlled Congress that produced the bill. If you're going to report on a Slashdot story, at least read the article it linked to?"

B commented on Exclusive: Dell Mini Inspiron, Their First Mini Laptop

"But will it feature DVI/HDMI?"

B commented on Things You Don't Know About Modern Elevators

"@dhlt25: "how do people get accidents on a escalator?" Didn't you see Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure? They warned Socrates to be careful with his flowing toga or risk getting sucked under the escalator!"

B commented on Air Conditioned Seat Cushion Features The Latest In Eco-Friendly Ass-Cooling Technology

"I've used a car seat cooler for years now."

B commented on Steampunk USB Drive (Because You Don't Yet Have a Steampunk USB Drive)

"The cap should be on a chain"

B commented on Sony E020 Walkman Lets You Match Your MP3 Player With Your Clothes

"Is it just me or does it look like a pregnancy test. I think the device look pretty awful to be honest"