Comments from Bitstuff

Bitstuff commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety

Fri, 16 May 2008 05:23:15 EDT

A few days ago I was sitting at my computer in my very quiet apartment, listening to something or other through my Etys, not loud at all, and guess what - my boyfriend had forgotten his keys at home and had been banging on the door, ringing the doorbell for several minutes and he even rang my phone, which was right behind my laptop; and I couldn't hear a thing! I did pull the things out of my ear canals after a couple of minutes just to go to the kitchen and heard the commotion. Naturally, he was pissed off and I was shocked by the level of noise cancellation. Neither of my sets of Bose headphones would have been that good. There's nothing wrong with noise-cancelling headphones (whereas there is with people who listen to music very annoyingly loudly through regular 'phones), you just have to be vigilant. I guess this kid learned his lesson. Well, would have if he wasn't dead.

Bitstuff commented on Sprint Keeps Up iPhone Bashing Fest, Still Missing the Point

Thu, 15 May 2008 06:08:05 EDT

I think I'm developing an iPhone allergy.

Bitstuff commented on New Entry-Level Canon Digital Rebel XS (1000D) DSLR Coming?

Thu, 15 May 2008 05:41:20 EDT

So it does, but come on, it's a pretty darn decent lens considering it costs next-to-nothing. Its quite alright in mid-range when you stop down to let's say f8. Of course it doesn't compare to $1000+ lenses but then again, it's not intended to.

Bitstuff commented on New Entry-Level Canon Digital Rebel XS (1000D) DSLR Coming?

Thu, 15 May 2008 05:03:37 EDT

You can get a very gently used 300D kit (sorry, the original Digital Rebel in the States) for around $350 off eBay. That's cheaper than a large number of point-and-shoots. It might be as entry-level as it gets but very hard to beat in terms of value.

Bitstuff commented on Lightning Review: Aliph's Spankin' New Jawbone (Verdict: Better and Better)

Thu, 15 May 2008 04:07:01 EDT

Pass - it has a case of the uglies.

Bitstuff commented on The Most Horrifying Playstation 3 Ad Ever Makes Me Loyal to the Xbox 360 for Life (NSFW)

Wed, 14 May 2008 10:19:23 EDT

So that's what an epeen looks like!

Bitstuff commented on Teste Touch: Deez Nuts Are Made for Ticklin'

Tue, 13 May 2008 06:02:58 EDT

When I clicked on the link, I was expecting something more realistic instead of a potato sack. Not hairy testicles either, but definitely something with a more skin-like texture. Perhaps an ostrich leather sack for a shaved look?

Bitstuff commented on SLR Concept Is Bold, Even If Flawed

Tue, 13 May 2008 05:39:34 EDT

NO!

Bitstuff commented on Dealzmodo: Wal-Mart Spotted Offering Funai NB500 Blu-Ray Players For $298

Tue, 13 May 2008 04:56:35 EDT

Meh, it's not a bargain before it's going for $50.

It will happen, you'll see.

Bitstuff commented on Alienware Assimilates Dell's Gaming Business, XPS Gaming Machines On the Way Out

Tue, 13 May 2008 04:02:07 EDT

I knew as soon as ding-dong Dell assimilated Alienware, their machines would become somewhat questionable. Lo and behold, it has happened!

Bitstuff commented on Heat-Sensitive Knickers Don't Make Me Hot Today

Mon, 12 May 2008 07:52:09 EDT

The website claims "As well as being a wonderfully fun pair of pants, they are also Fairtrade labelled, and are printed with organic vegetable based inks, so you can buy them with a clear conscience."

Which means they're probably edible too, or melt when coming into contact with, umm...healthy normal secretions; those eco-freaks, I tell ya!

Bitstuff commented on Could I Have a Match? Try Vibrators and Nintendo Wiimotes

Mon, 12 May 2008 07:17:15 EDT

I still don't get it - why a Wiimote and not an actual purpose-built vibrator? I'm sure you can get an industrial strengh one. Hell, you could probably even get an industrial vibrator, were you thus inclined!

[en.wikipedia.org]

Bitstuff commented on Eye-Fi Announces Explore, Share and Home Models

Mon, 12 May 2008 04:42:08 EDT

@Josh_Geyer:
I was thinking the same thing: why only an SD model? Is it because you can't lug around a DSLR to nights out and the quicker you get the drunken antics of your friends online the sooner can your other friends laugh at them? It's pretty evil, I like it.

Bitstuff commented on When Wii Tennis Turns into Wii Penis (NSFW)

Sat, 10 May 2008 13:16:04 EDT

I for one am glad to have seen the vid; no, seriously, it has a good point to make:

Always take antiseptic hand rub with you when playing Wii at a friend's house, like a poster somewhere above said. You never know where that controller has been!

And come on, the dude looked normal but the girl was hilarious. Those fake tits and ginormous tramp stamp are pure comedy.

Bitstuff commented on Light Bags LoJack Your Handbag With GPS

Sat, 10 May 2008 13:06:31 EDT

Oh come on, if I bought a fake bag (not intentionally) I'd WANT it to be stolen - by the mail man on its way to me!

Bitstuff commented on Does This Finger Sized Tube Carry The Secrets of the Big Bang?

Fri, 09 May 2008 08:38:31 EDT

@mutantshark:
"Laws of nature" aren't rules and guidelines, they are observations and explanations to what we...observe.

Now on the other hand, Occam's razor is a wonderful concept, cuts any gods right out of the picture.

Bitstuff commented on Create Perfect Ice Spheres For Perfect Cocktails

Fri, 09 May 2008 06:16:47 EDT

@SimianJones:
By the way, I agree, so replace the "$400 a shot single malt" with something appropriate. Like really expensive Coke, with gold in it...and diamonds...a just a bit of rhodium too!

Bitstuff commented on Create Perfect Ice Spheres For Perfect Cocktails

Fri, 09 May 2008 06:12:01 EDT

It's an age-old truth that girls like talking about themselves. A lot. Go on, let them have their fun.

Back to the balls: you can get the gizmo from "japantrends" on eBay for US $1300. That's insane. Although I would really want one, it would only be for the coolness (pun intended!) and novelty factor, going right next to my green laser and the soon-to-arrive NeoCube and it's little grub. I can see, however, this making a nice visual impact on the professional level of bartending; but that's really it. Unless of course, you can afford $400 a shot single malt on a regular basis and someone to press the ice spheres for you.

Bitstuff commented on Question of the Day: How Much Was Your Electricity Bill Last Month?

Fri, 09 May 2008 05:29:46 EDT

I live in Ireland so converting my electricity bill to USD doesn't give an entirely accurate comparison - still, the bills have been somewhere around $250 a month for the past year.

I'd say most of it comes from heaters having been on every night; my Australian boyfriend is always cold! I'm from a bit higher north in Europe so I prefer the rooms cooler rather than toasty. As to appliances, we have two laptops that are on for a few hours on weekdays and the TV(s) get switched off at the wall every night as well. No AC needed in this climate!

Bitstuff commented on DIY R2-D2 Is Even Better than the Real Thing

Thu, 08 May 2008 11:51:44 EDT

I was actually thinking more along the lines of "What can it do for me besides sitting in a corner?" Sorry, but I'm selfish!

Bitstuff commented on Mouse Jacket Grown, Euthanized In Museum Lab

Thu, 08 May 2008 11:45:29 EDT

This could be the "victimless meat" that PETA are offering big $$$ for! It doesn't belong in a museum, it belongs on the plate of a vegetarian!

Bitstuff commented on Mouse Jacket Grown, Euthanized In Museum Lab

Thu, 08 May 2008 11:43:22 EDT

That is so cool! Work of pure evil genius. Movie coming out next Christmas for that little extra creepyness we all need at that time.

Bitstuff commented on Octocube: What the Heck is This?

Thu, 08 May 2008 11:24:31 EDT

*Jumps on cube*
*crunch*

Bitstuff commented on U.S.S. Independence: A Triple Hulled, Weapon-Laden Monster That is Surprisingly Affordable

Thu, 08 May 2008 11:04:22 EDT

Oh hey, look at that, the U.S. government spending yet more money that they don't have! How wonderful, I wish MY credit card had a limit in trillions!

Bitstuff commented on Octocube: What the Heck is This?

Thu, 08 May 2008 10:20:23 EDT

A radiator, huh? It LOOKS like something that fits into your pocket and makes a small, yet satisfying cracking sound when stepped on!

Bitstuff commented on iPhone Stocks Run out in UK, No More Until 3G

Thu, 08 May 2008 10:14:47 EDT

@Sleeper_Service:

Reading Banks, I see.

Bitstuff commented on Wave Goodbye To Pocket Billiards with Magnetic Knob MP3 Player

Thu, 08 May 2008 10:11:57 EDT

@Munch:
Damn, Munchy beat me to it!

Bitstuff commented on Scientist Studies Cars That Speak and Listen Like KITT

Thu, 08 May 2008 07:35:40 EDT

"... or warning you that you're driving too aggressively."

Q: What does an aggressive person do when told that they are being too aggressive?

Bitstuff commented on On-the-Go Plastic Cover for Laptop a Ziploc by Any Other Name

Thu, 08 May 2008 06:05:00 EDT

I am not buying anything the advertising of which is Photoshopped by a three year old.

Bitstuff commented on Giz Explains: Plasma TV Basics

Thu, 08 May 2008 06:02:38 EDT

What altitude does a plasma need to be for it to explode? By explode I mean for the itsy bitsy cells to explode and release the plasma. I want to know what it smells like!

Bitstuff commented on iPhone Stocks Run out in UK, No More Until 3G

Thu, 08 May 2008 05:48:13 EDT

I think some Schadenfreude is appropriate right here.

Bitstuff commented on USB Poker Chips, Go "All In" with the Gambling Addiction

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:55:30 EDT

I personally have a feeling of getting very very overwhelmed by the plethora of kind-of-cool novelty USB drives - so overwhelmed that I don't own a single one!

Bitstuff commented on DIY R2-D2 Is Even Better than the Real Thing

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:52:57 EDT

Naked people on the internet are better than the real thing!

No, wait...

This little guy's actually pretty neat, a very impressive effort on Mr. James's behalf. However, due to the uselessness factor, I'd buy it for $109.99, no more.

Bitstuff commented on PlayStation 3 Surpasses Xbox 360 In Europe

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:42:58 EDT

Playstation might mean games, but the selection of games available for the PS3 at this moment is ridiculous.

Bitstuff commented on PlayStation 3 Surpasses Xbox 360 In Europe

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:27:04 EDT

That's strange, considering how long the 360 has been on the market and the much higher price of PS3, the latter experiencing only minor price cuts. There have been some great deals going around for Xbox 360 recently, some giving away nice bundles for peanuts with extra controllers and games of your choice (yes, including GTA IV). I personally can't even make the leap to full HDTV before there's anything worthwhile broadcast in HD, needless to say I will not spend lots of €€ on a console that might be better at doing the said HD - no difference on a regular big plasma. That would be pointless. Let the market take care of prices and the rest of technology catch up; then we'll see. I'm glad that PS3 is doing well in Europe, but that isn't the biggest market, now is it?

Bitstuff commented on Will The Wiimote Blend? (SPOILER ALERT: Yes.)

Wed, 07 May 2008 09:55:40 EDT

So it blends. Big deal.

I think the real question here is: will it run Crysis?

Bitstuff commented on WiMax Joint Venture: Sprint, Clearwire, Comcast and Time Warner With $$$ from Google and Intel, Maybe Announced Tomorrow

Wed, 07 May 2008 04:23:20 EDT

Clearwire too, huh? From my experience, it's all about traffic shaping and port blocking for them.

Bitstuff commented on The Best Way To Cook Hot Dogs: by Tesla Coil

Tue, 06 May 2008 07:13:12 EDT

You can make your own tesla coil, you know. Google it.

Bitstuff commented on Neocube Is Better Than the Rubik's Cube Because There's No Right Answer

Fri, 02 May 2008 10:59:22 EDT

This can kill indeed. Now whom shall I kill?

I just ordered - paid some $56 for the set as it seems that you can't buy just the single, Alpha cube, outside the States. My finances aren't in the best condition but I had to have it!

I will also put this next to my green laser.

Bitstuff commented on Scientists Do Micro-Origami, Make Tiny Drug-Delivery Package

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:57:44 EDT

How many times can you fold a voxel?