<![CDATA[Comments from Bloodboiler]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Bloodboiler]]> http://gizmodo.com/people/Bloodboiler http://gizmodo.com/people/Bloodboiler Bloodboiler commented on We Will Beam Advertisements Directly Into Your Brain An Ambulance with this thing would be the most retarded application. It is already too late to properly give way if you are in the line of sight to an ambulance. I would ban using the thing unless intention is to prevent creating noise pollution.
I hope they start looking for applications that benefit users instead of annoying them. For example, home theater system with sound that is audible only in a single room would be great for watching movies late at night.

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http://io9.com/390600/we-will-beam-advertisements-directly-into-your-brain#c5701508 http://io9.com/390600/we-will-beam-advertisements-directly-into-your-brain#c5701508 Wed, 14 May 2008 18:33:34 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle That's supposed to be the woman who was in Iron Man? I had to read the comments and check IMDB to make the connection. And I still cant find any resemblance.

@optical_allusion: "..photoshopped right into the Uncanny Valley."
That description should become part of universal Internet terminology.

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http://jezebel.com/387701/may-vogue-visits-the-future-and-the-future-is-missing-a-clavicle#c5582244 http://jezebel.com/387701/may-vogue-visits-the-future-and-the-future-is-missing-a-clavicle#c5582244 Wed, 07 May 2008 19:08:42 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Watch Out for Aliens on the London Underground

He needs a Predator roommate and a date with a Barbie.
[www.alienlovespredator.com]

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http://io9.com/388159/watch-out-for-aliens-on-the-london-underground#c5581025 http://io9.com/388159/watch-out-for-aliens-on-the-london-underground#c5581025 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:03:03 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Infinity Aquarium Is a Goldfish Freedom Simulator It's not much use as an aquarium, but it is a nice metaphor for life.

You swim around in complex and confining environment while shit you cant clean up, builds up. Thankfully your life is short and you don't remember most of it.

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http://gizmodo.com/387295/infinity-aquarium-is-a-goldfish-freedom-simulator#c5577741 http://gizmodo.com/387295/infinity-aquarium-is-a-goldfish-freedom-simulator#c5577741 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:05:31 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on The New Yorker on Simultaneous Invention and the Intellectual Ventures Laboratories Microsoft has just 50 ideas? I have thousands and just like them, I have no idea how to how to make them actually work. Sure ideas about wave energy powered super thermoses that keep hurricanes hot forever are cool, but knowing how to build them would be even better.

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http://gizmodo.com/387900/the-new-yorker-on-simultaneous-invention-and-the-intellectual-ventures-laboratories#c5567780 http://gizmodo.com/387900/the-new-yorker-on-simultaneous-invention-and-the-intellectual-ventures-laboratories#c5567780 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:25:05 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Curator Forced to Kill Out-of-Control Bio-Art Exhibit It's a conspiracy. American clothes industry was threatened by the idea of growing clothes that would always fit to ever expanding Americans, so they ordered the curator to kill it.

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http://io9.com/387274/curator-forced-to-kill-out+of+control-bio+art-exhibit#c5540392 http://io9.com/387274/curator-forced-to-kill-out+of+control-bio+art-exhibit#c5540392 Tue, 06 May 2008 05:32:38 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on 21 Ways To Eradicate Campiness From Science Fiction I pretty much agree, except the Angelina part. It's the directors and writers who ruin films she is in.

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http://io9.com/384520/21-ways-to-eradicate-campiness-from-science-fiction#c5535952 http://io9.com/384520/21-ways-to-eradicate-campiness-from-science-fiction#c5535952 Mon, 05 May 2008 19:57:27 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Holy Crap: MacGyver Blockbuster Film Coming! RDA may not be older than usual top billing long career actors, but time has not been too kind to him. Current trend of old farts doing action movies where they get love interests one third their age is getting seriously old. Time to start replacing male actors with younger versions. Imagine if they had remade Bourne Identity with Richard Chamberlain who was the original Bourne.

I hope they do a passing the torch type of thing with RDA retiring from Phoenix and mentoring a replacement. BTW, new Mac could just as well be a woman. That worked well in DarkAngel, Xena and TombRaider, whereas new male macgyver like character John Doe already failed.

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http://gizmodo.com/386877/holy-crap-macgyver-blockbuster-film-coming#c5514762 http://gizmodo.com/386877/holy-crap-macgyver-blockbuster-film-coming#c5514762 Sun, 04 May 2008 06:56:19 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on The Cutest Science Fiction Sidekicks, And Why They Fail It's a shame how little attention R2-D2 and C-3PO have gotten. Their relationship with their users has layers upon layers of depth.

Basically you have a moron who you can understand but who doesn't shut up, and then you have a smart trans can who understands you but can only communicate in a language that only the moron understands.
If you take only the trash can, you can work with it by giving orders, but it can communicate back with only onomonopoetic whistling.
If you take only the moron, it can work as a translator, but is otherwise useless and annoying.
Finally, if you take both you can communicate and work with the smart trash can, but you have to put up with both constant onomonopoetic whistling and constant blathering of a moron.

What a marvelous image of the whole IT industry. If you combine two crappy technologies you can get something that works, but you also get worst features of both in the same time.

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http://io9.com/386796/the-cutest-science-fiction-sidekicks-and-why-they-fail#c5511517 http://io9.com/386796/the-cutest-science-fiction-sidekicks-and-why-they-fail#c5511517 Sat, 03 May 2008 17:56:17 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Terminator Ad <i>Looks</i> Like a Rip-Off, Makes Sarah Connor Chronicles Even Worse (NSFW) Lets put the credit where it belongs. Both images have elements identical to The Puppet Master in Masamune Shirow's Ghost in the Shell, published 1991. Seems that the poster maker ripped the left arm wires directly from the complete torso image and both illustrators ripped different additional details from Ghost in the Shell.
If the there wasn't that shape detail on the arm, I could believe that the artist just came up with female-torso-hanging-from-straps all by himself. The doll like leg sockets at least are obviously unrealistic enough not to be plagiarized.

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http://gizmodo.com/386860/terminator-ad-looks-like-a-rip+off-makes-sarah-connor-chronicles-even-worse-nsfw#c5511232 http://gizmodo.com/386860/terminator-ad-looks-like-a-rip+off-makes-sarah-connor-chronicles-even-worse-nsfw#c5511232 Sat, 03 May 2008 17:07:14 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Regrowing Fingers Using Pig Bladders Wasn't this debuged already. He didn't lose any bone or fingernail, just some flesh from the tip of the finger. That would have healed just the same without some miracle powder.

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http://io9.com/386242/regrowing-fingers-using-pig-bladders#c5490367 http://io9.com/386242/regrowing-fingers-using-pig-bladders#c5490367 Fri, 02 May 2008 07:28:59 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on The Four Styles You'll Wear in the Future, According to Science Fiction You forgot to specify that tight onesies are perfectly acceptable when worn by young women.

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http://io9.com/385916/the-four-styles-youll-wear-in-the-future-according-to-science-fiction#c5490299 http://io9.com/385916/the-four-styles-youll-wear-in-the-future-according-to-science-fiction#c5490299 Fri, 02 May 2008 07:11:59 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on On the International Space Station, You Can Watch Star Wars But Not Star Trek 'Around the world in 80 days Disk 1' and
'Around the world in 80 days Disk 2'

They actually ship movies on disks to space? I can understand books in paper form, but physical movie disks? Cant blame them though, I bet MPAA would love to sue NASA if they dared to rip movies.

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http://io9.com/386277/on-the-international-space-station-you-can-watch-star-wars-but-not-star-trek#c5481704 http://io9.com/386277/on-the-international-space-station-you-can-watch-star-wars-but-not-star-trek#c5481704 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:21:49 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Only A Giant Killer Robot Can Prevent Forest Fires The saw blades seem to be upside down. Is there anything connecting his legs to the torso?

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http://io9.com/385533/only-a-giant-killer-robot-can-prevent-forest-fires#c5469174 http://io9.com/385533/only-a-giant-killer-robot-can-prevent-forest-fires#c5469174 Thu, 01 May 2008 04:23:09 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Do We Need Graphic Torture in Our Dystopias? Need to show violence is most of the time just combination of bad directing, scripting and acting. I've noted that many cop dramas manage to keep a lot of violence off screen by using viewer's imagination. With this technique they can handle far worse stories than they could ever visually show on TV.

We've had so much movie violence already that nothing really matters. And that is a bad sign considering that our brains do not make too much difference between what we see done and what we do (so called mirror neurons fire identically in both cases). Every beating you see in TV trains your muscle memory to do those same hits and kicks. The effect is minimal but it is there, and whether you ever use those subconsciously learned moves in real life depends on how much self control you have. In this perspective seeing torture will make you a little more likely to torture. Monkey see Bauer do, monkey do.

What we are not used to seeing is the effects of violence. I might remember wrong but didn't BSG show XO after he lost the eye and cylon Six just after her rape not during. I believe the XO's eye patch and behavior of Six function as continual reminders of what has happened to them. That should make us think of consequences and and connect with the victims. Since we didn't see the acts of torture our brains did not simulate being the torturer. However, we can imagine what happened and create memories for the tortured characters so that we can understand them.

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http://io9.com/385532/do-we-need-graphic-torture-in-our-dystopias#c5466300 http://io9.com/385532/do-we-need-graphic-torture-in-our-dystopias#c5466300 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:34:44 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on How An Electronic Lock Helped a Crazy Austrian Man Keep His Daughter as a Sex Slave For 24 Years I hate to have so low opinion about humans in general, but I fear this case is just tip of an iceberg. If one man can hide four people in his basement just for his own sick amusement, imagine what criminal organizations could hide for profit. Importing people from poor countries to work free as prostitutes is already known problem in many countries and origin of paid adoption babies and transfer organs is extremely questionable. Even human bones are valuable enough to kill people, if you have the means and knowhow to produce neat white skeletons for medical schools.

There already was that US cult that essentially farmed babies for pedophiles claiming they were married. I would not be surprised if someone was selling and/or storing humans for people who want them as pets.

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http://gizmodo.com/385313/how-an-electronic-lock-helped-a-crazy-austrian-man-keep-his-daughter-as-a-sex-slave-for-24-years#c5449222 http://gizmodo.com/385313/how-an-electronic-lock-helped-a-crazy-austrian-man-keep-his-daughter-as-a-sex-slave-for-24-years#c5449222 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:47:59 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on US Army Sargeant Volunteers Unit to be First Colonial Marines With all due respect to career soldiers, military unit on interplanetary mission would end up like "Event Horizon".

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http://io9.com/385007/us-army-sargeant-volunteers-unit-to-be-first-colonial-marines#c5439352 http://io9.com/385007/us-army-sargeant-volunteers-unit-to-be-first-colonial-marines#c5439352 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:34:01 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on What If We Met Aliens Who Had Accepted Death? To paraphrase Freud: "Sometimes turd is just a turd."

With this theory you can interpret doing anything that remains after you are dead as sign of not accepting death. So any species with more complex life than a fish fails to qualify.

From Startrek universe the Borg come close to qualifying as death accepting. If an individual borg dies everything it has ever known is preserved and the physical individuals are all interchangeable. Since the collective is functionally a single biological and technological entity and functionally immortal it never leaves anything behind. It just discards unfunctional parts of itself.

I doubt there is any way a group of intelligent individuals can be totally death accepting. Even if they had no nothing comparable to feelings, they would have to adapt to the absence of a dead group member. Duties would be shuffled, body disposed and all knowledge the dead member had would be lost. As group of intelligent individuals they would be aware of possibility of losing members and they would plan ahead accordingly. Of course this is assuming they have some instinct or other preference for the continuing existence of creatures like them.

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http://io9.com/381823/what-if-we-met-aliens-who-had-accepted-death#c5394161 http://io9.com/381823/what-if-we-met-aliens-who-had-accepted-death#c5394161 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:01:36 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on British Teen Repellent System Irritating US Residents Soon Imagine if they managed to develop repellent devices with more specific targets. There probably would be a market for skin color specific repellent devices, but there is no chance that marketing and installing those would be tolerated.

Ethnicity specific repellent may not actually be that far fetched. DARPA already actively develops pain rays and ethnicity specific biological weapons are probably much closer to reality than we would like to think.

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http://gizmodo.com/383642/british-teen-repellent-system-irritating-us-residents-soon#c5370723 http://gizmodo.com/383642/british-teen-repellent-system-irritating-us-residents-soon#c5370723 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:01:35 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on The 5 Types Of Scifi Deus Ex Machinas Not strictly scifi, but I remember counting 7 deus ex machina's in the end of Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets. I don't remember all of them, but Potter was saved twice by a bird and pulled a sword out of a hat. The bird was fore shadowed, but appeared a bit too conveniently when needed. The sword was only explained later.

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http://io9.com/381892/the-5-types-of-scifi-deus-ex-machinas#c5319868 http://io9.com/381892/the-5-types-of-scifi-deus-ex-machinas#c5319868 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:03:10 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Power-Armor Vs. Nano-Tech Super Soldiers, In G.I. Joe Attention children: Prepare to augment your Pokemon troops with human ninjas. Twenty/thirty somethings will by them to your because human ninjas were cool in the 80's.

Attention teenagers: Prepare to laugh at the Twenty/thirty somethings and their goofy childhood.

Twenty/thirty somethings: Prepare your cyanide capsules to avoid molestation of your childhood.

That is all.

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http://io9.com/382289/power+armor-vs-nano+tech-super-soldiers-in-gi-joe#c5313271 http://io9.com/382289/power+armor-vs-nano+tech-super-soldiers-in-gi-joe#c5313271 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:21:07 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Exhaust Air Jack Lifts Your Car with a Toxic Balloon If you fail to off yourself between your car and the ground, you can put the slowly leaking carbon monoxide filled ball on the back seat and start driving. If that also fails you can use the traditional hose trough a window method.

Why cant they just sell a tiny air compressor with the ball. It wouldn't cost much more than a long pressure proof hose and connectors. With a compressor you could also check and correct tire pressures while you are at it.

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http://gizmodo.com/382099/exhaust-air-jack-lifts-your-car-with-a-toxic-balloon#c5295564 http://gizmodo.com/382099/exhaust-air-jack-lifts-your-car-with-a-toxic-balloon#c5295564 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:17:57 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Failure of the Planet of the Apes Hypothesis Has anyone actually claimed that evolution would try to develop intelligent species? Evolution favors specific traits only when they have something to do with survival.

The reason why lemurs are not super intelligent is that they have had a stable environment for a long time and no hard competition for food or much predators. They have had no push factors to develop intelligence.

Just about the only reason to have intelligence is to be able to adapt in rapidly chancing environment. It doesn't matter what planet you are on, if there are push factors for rapid adaptation, you may end up with intelligent species.

Increase in human ancestor intelligence may have been a fluke early on, but it has proven to be extremely beneficial trait for surviving ice ages and spreading the species allover the planet. As for the question of why there are no equally intelligent species on earth, the answer is that there was one (Neardentals), but they didn't survive competing with humans.

If humans were wiped out, other species would not automatically develop intelligence. But if they then had an additional push factor, e.g. fast chances in environment conditions, then some of then would start to get smarter.

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http://io9.com/381090/failure-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-hypothesis#c5251519 http://io9.com/381090/failure-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-hypothesis#c5251519 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:10:13 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Your Consciousness Is Ten Seconds Behind the Present It's already known that visual perception interpolates forward to deal with processing lag. Why would anyone expect consciousness to be able to function in real time. Like Brock already suggested, I bet these pre-choice signals are nothing more than preparations for actions that environment happens to afford. If they are preparations, then the conscious selection signal could be a trigger to begin specific prepared process.

Anyway, choosing between two buttons in a laboratory is way too far from any actual situation to base much faith on this result.

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http://io9.com/379585/your-consciousness-is-ten-seconds-behind-the-present#c5203512 http://io9.com/379585/your-consciousness-is-ten-seconds-behind-the-present#c5203512 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:16:51 EDT
Bloodboiler commented on Soviet Monkey-Human Sex Experiments Live On It's interesting to find out that an old joke has a kernel of truth.
Please don't take this as simply an offending joke, take this as historical example times when humor was used to lighten the iron curtain.

The story goes like this:

Pravda published an add where a scientific research facility looked for volunteers to have sex with monkeys for 1000 roubles. A man answered the add, but he told the scientists he has three conditions.
His wife and relatives must never know about this, and if a child is born, it must get a Marxist education.
The scientists ensured him that these conditions would be met and asked him what was his final condition.
The man said: "I can only pay the 1000 roubles in four installments."

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http://io9.com/379276/soviet-monkey+human-sex-experiments-live-on#c5184528 http://io9.com/379276/soviet-monkey+human-sex-experiments-live-on#c5184528 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:16:19 EDT